Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous


I don't know about you, but I wouldn't buy this due to the possible legal ramifications. Imagine you are the defendant at a trial for using deadly force...the attorney for the family of the zombie YOU KILLED is garnering sympathy from a jury of their peers....i.e. zombies from the local community. "Deadmen and deadwomen of the jury, I direct your attention to the blade of the knife which slew Mr. Flyblown....can you read what it says in bold lettering? ZOMBIE KILLER! This was not an act of self-defense as the defendant would have you believe....this was a culturally motivated hate crime!"
I'm not putting myself in that position.
 

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't buy this due to the possible legal ramifications. Imagine you are the defendant at a trial for using deadly force...the attorney for the family of the zombie YOU KILLED is garnering sympathy from a jury of their peers....i.e. zombies from the local community. "Deadmen and deadwomen of the jury, I direct your attention to the blade of the knife which slew Mr. Flyblown....can you read what it says in bold lettering? ZOMBIE KILLER! This was not an act of self-defense as the defendant would have you believe....this was a culturally motivated hate crime!"
I'm not putting myself in that position.
Yeah, but at least it's aesthetically pleasing.
 
ugg.... just saw this monster with a $1500 pricetag courtesy of kingdom armory

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ugg.... just saw this monster with a $1500 pricetag courtesy of kingdom armory

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My first thought was that this is a Jared West special, but then I realized that the handles don't look incredibly uncomfortable, so it couldn't be.
 
Actually this knife design ("dague à la d'Estaing") is not new, and (was/is) quite popular amongst french hunters

Also see this Opinel mod

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I always heard it referred to as "Verlangerungsmesser", this type of knife. I could find no mention of that French name in previous searches. I noticed like, nobody knew what one was, when I posted up a rather cheap one, but I liked the style. It had a clasp on the bottom where the blade stick out so that one can carry it in their pocket. Very much like this style! Really nice mod.

Also, love your username, Agent Steel rules! "MASTERS OF METAL, AGENTS OF STEEL, MASTERS OF METAL, AGENTS OF STEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!"
 
Verlaengerungsmesser isn't a French word. It's German. Verlaengern is to make longer, to extend. A Messer is a knife. So this would be "an extension knife," roughly translated.
I know, man. The guy called it a "dague a la d'estaing". I said I'd never heard that French name for it.
 
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