Tacticlol Knives

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Quiet said:
Dude, check out this sweet tacticool crapshow:

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Looks like something the main bad guy from the Mummy movies would have used.
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Yep, saw that one. :)
They also have a Bush Dagger...

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Practical, for all the times you're attacked by zombie Nazi paratroopers while on a hike. :thumbup:
 
Quiet said:
Or maybe this Klingon bad-boy BS:

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Something something sharpened fantasy objects:

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The thing is, there'll be someone else who likes them...
"Those who live in houses made of knives shouldn't shove each other against the walls", as the old proverb says. :D
 
... Yeah, I think this thread has kinda run its course for now. We're starting to get fairly reasonable knives that are just outside of the general spectrum of interests of those who post here. Push daggers? Khukri / Xiphos? Seriously? We're reaching here. We should lock this down and wait for next year's run of Quartermaster, Strider, and Medford knives, and we can sprinkle some United Cutlery and Fury up in there as well.
 
Comeuppance said:
... Yeah, I think this thread has kinda run its course for now. We're starting to get fairly reasonable knives that are just outside of the general spectrum of interests of those who post here. Push daggers? Khukri / Xiphos? Seriously? We're reaching here. We should lock this down and wait for next year's run of Quartermaster, Strider, and Medford knives, and we can sprinkle some United Cutlery and Fury up in there as well.
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Well, the one guy had a point, people are starting to post purpose driven designs and are like "SO TACTICOOOL LOL". So, at this point, it probably has run its course. Also, knives purposely made to shiv someone are pretty tacticool, in my estimations. LOL
 
Now THIS is tacticlol:

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Been in a bunch of movies, including the Fifth Element.
With the double point, it isn't even good for opening letters, which is something most daggers are good at.

Low-end steel, questionable construction, no practical use...yet I bought it recently, BECAUSE it sucked. :)
Oh yeah, it also isn't very sharp...but if you ding the tip against the desk, it makes a passable tuning fork. :D
 
This thread hasn't run its course...yall simply aren't looking on the right part of the internet:)
I present to you..the "kabar" sword
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The tactical pukko
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The "holy crap I need a dozen throwing knives pronto!"
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AdamFuzzyballs said:
This thread hasn't run its course...yall simply aren't looking on the right part of the internet:)
I present to you..the "kabar" sword
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The tactical pukko
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The "holy crap I need a dozen throwing knives pronto!"
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All things considered, I'd probably buy the first two if I saw 'em on a flea market table! LOL

The third though....yeah, not a fan of throwing knives.
 
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I bought this a few years ago thinking.
.well I don't really know. But it literally has no edge to it. And I just realized it's not a bayonet, because it can't be attached a gun.
 
stabman said:
Now THIS is tacticlol:

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Been in a bunch of movies, including the Fifth Element.
With the double point, it isn't even good for opening letters, which is something most daggers are good at.

Low-end steel, questionable construction, no practical use...yet I bought it recently, BECAUSE it sucked. :)
Oh yeah, it also isn't very sharp...but if you ding the tip against the desk, it makes a passable tuning fork. :D
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Holy Hell! I have one too:D I like to call it The Double Penetrator! (with a mandatory exclamation mark).

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Blues Bender said:
Does yours have a serial number?

Mine says SERIAL #PROTO...which I assume is short for Protozoa:D:D:D
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Yours must be extra awesome. :)
Mine has serial number 5699.

It also says "handcrafted in China"...:D

I think it might work as a prong for barbeques; that's the only legitimate use I've thought up so far.
But when my friends went to college those many years ago, a guy they knew had one.
I was young, and thought "Whoa, look at that...it's so cool!"

Later on I realized that it was total crap.
But then I realized, "You know what, I want that total crap. I'm going to buy it!"

And now I have a knife truly worthy of the tacticlol thread. :thumbup:
 
stabman said:
Yours must be extra awesome. :)
Mine has serial number 5699.

It also says "handcrafted in China"...:D

I think it might work as a prong for barbeques; that's the only legitimate use I've thought up so far.
But when my friends went to college those many years ago, a guy they knew had one.
I was young, and thought "Whoa, look at that...it's so cool!"

Later on I realized that it was total crap.
But then I realized, "You know what, I want that total crap. I'm going to buy it!"

And now I have a knife truly worthy of the tacticlol thread. :thumbup:
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LOL! Mine was "handcrafted" too, so it must be of superb quality:D

I bought mine during a drunken shopping spree on BudK a few years ago. Me and my buddy bought a bunch of crap to "test" and the Double Penetrator still remains LNIB (sell it to ya for $400;)).
 
Blues Bender said:
LOL! Mine was "handcrafted" too, so it must be of superb quality:D

I bought mine after a drunken shopping spree on BudK a few years ago. Me and my buddy bought a bunch of crap to "test" and the Double Penetrator still remains LNIB (sell it to ya for $400;)).
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At least you have the excuse of drinking...I was sober when I bought mine! :eek:
$400 seems like quite the bargain for a prototype of this magnificent blade; I don't think I could handle the guilt by robbing you of its true worth. ;)

Strangely, I find myself liking it more due to this thread. :D
 
AdamFuzzyballs said:
This thread hasn't run its course...yall simply aren't looking on the right part of the internet:)
I present to you..the "kabar" sword
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This post offends my feelings. The Kabar sword is one of the baddest blades on the planet, a veritable edged mechanized division. It's the A-10 Thunderbolt II of swords!

The one pictured looks like something took a bite out of the blade, though. Not sure what's up with that. :confused:
 
stabman said:
Now THIS is tacticlol:

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Been in a bunch of movies, including the Fifth Element.
With the double point, it isn't even good for opening letters, which is something most daggers are good at.

Low-end steel, questionable construction, no practical use...yet I bought it recently, BECAUSE it sucked. :)
Oh yeah, it also isn't very sharp...but if you ding the tip against the desk, it makes a passable tuning fork. :D
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Yes, the execution of this particular specimen isn't great, however so called benthic knife is known for a long time:

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There is nothing tacticool in the two blades - they produce two cavities when stabbing and complicate the wound.
For someone that knows how to use it, this tool is far from tacticool... :D
 
POCEH KOCEB said:
Yes, the execution of this particular specimen isn't great, however so called benthic knife is known for a long time:

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There is nothing tacticool in the two blades - they produce two cavities when stabbing and complicate the wound.
For someone that knows how to use it, this tool is far from tacticool... :D
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Whoa... Easy now!

You could poke an eye out with that thing!:eek:
 
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