Tacticlol Knives

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razorsdescent said:
I couldnt even watch the whole laser guided video that was about the worst concept i can imagine, how he got that out of district 9 (a solid film) is beyond me. The tops m4and the microtech both look like good knives to me, ive actually been eyeing the tops m4x for awhile, i think daniel certo makes beautiful knives and some day i hope to commission one, just because something doesnt appeal to everyone i dont think that it neccessarily means its tactic-lol
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I think he was referring to the part where the main character tries to cut off his hand with the hatchet but just lops the thumb off.

the lazer guided knife is pretty gimmicky, and not left hand friendly. very tacticool
 
I can totally see that laser guided knife being used in the next resident evil game or some other 3rd person shooter.
 
bucktwofive said:
This thing sells for $235! :barf:

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Hmmn, if I were to guess... $235 for the knife. $300 for an optional sheath (that could carry that abomination). The sole purpose of the knife is to utterly destroy your pocket in one motion (without the sheath ofcourse). The distraction alone will cause any potential enemy to drop their weapons and laugh until they're captured.
 
UffDa said:
I don't know if anyone posted these, but I'm not about to scroll through 35 pages. ;)

Forget the knives. How about some tacticool chainsaws?



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That is actually pretty cool I think. However, not practical at all (plus the weight's gotta be unbelievable). On the plus side, I'm sure there's no muzzle flip, and just being able to say "I gotta get this AR filled up at the gas station" is worth some kudos.
 
Stelth said:
Top 10 Rejected TOPS Knives names :
#10: Slashy McChestwound
#9: The Belly Opener
#8: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance
#7: Kartoid Kutter
#6: Tactical Butterknife
#5: The Devil's Boning Knife
#4: P.E.W.: Pointy Edged Wonderful!
#3: BADASS-ASSIN
#2: Satan's Spackle Knife
#1: iStab
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Ooo can I play too?

#11: The Vietnam Veteran
#12: The Gutbuster
#13: S.H.I.V.A (Sharp Hellacious Intimidating Voracious Axe)
 
harkamus said:
Too bad the laser isn't green.
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You have to get the thermal imaging model...:D

What a POS . I'm sure it's up there in the top ten tacticlol knives but nothing has come close to the 2010 Collaboration Tacticlol knife yet. Well, there's plenty of time yet. :D
 
next will be the lazer blinding push dagger, you can blast a bright lazer beam into your enemys eyes, before you stab them in the face
 
Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

1) Blade Length: An impressive Laser-honed 12 inches of tear quenched steel

2) Steel: TQS-440AWE (Tear Quenched Steel 440 Awesome)

3) Coating: Double Black

4) Blade Type: Serrated Serrations with Sawtooth Spine

5) Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

6) Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays, includes compasses. Handle also houses ( 2 ) awesome death dealing, rear folding blades. Deployed by hidden IR early warning system.

7) Feature filled handle wrapped in the finest brass knuckles, with spikes and a fine stonewash with patina

8) Handguard with SS razor tipped anchors

9) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew. Ti beer opener w/optional pull through emergency blade sharpener

10) Red dot aiming system

11) Quadro-heat treaded edge

12) Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

13) Sheath with DNA recognition lock, friend or foe (FoF) system

14) DNA recognition lock on all tactical features of this knife

15) High density (depleted and safe for use) Ai pommel spike with internal gyroscopic guidance system that facilitates precise impact strikes

16) Tactical chain lanyard with tow/gut hook

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I have to admit this...I think the laser guided knife is kinda nifty.

Sure it sounds like something from a comic book, in fact it's so absurd that it's hilarous...but it might actually work and be useful in certain limited applications.

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On another note, i think the ultimate Tacticlol knife should have an underslung gun...you know kinda like a rifle can have a bayonet, but this knife is so awesome it has to be the reverse. :D
 
Joben said:
I have to admit this...I think the laser guided knife is kinda nifty.

Sure it sounds like something from a comic book, in fact it's so absurd that it's hilarous...but it might actually work and be useful in certain limited applications.

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On another note, i think the ultimate Tacticlol knife should have an underslung gun...you know kinda like a rifle can have a bayonet, but this knife is so awesome it has to be the reverse. :D
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I finally watched the laser guided chopper vid. They're talking about whatever the Association is for chopping and saying how it's going to help in practice and maybe in competition.......NOT!

I seriously doubt that the crusty old "powers to be" would let something like knives with laser guidance systems into a chopping competition. I could be wrong though - just sayin....:)
 
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I think it is kind of misleading calling it laser guided. You still need to guide the blade to the mark. A laser seeking missile is laser guided. It locks on a lased target and homes in on the light.

If that thing is intended for blade sports then what is up with the "saw" teeth on the spine?
 
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