Tacticlol Knives

[rustyrazor]

Bells can be pretty scary if they're big...

legend has it... those bells are the last thing you ever hear.

 

[rustyrazor]

Did you see my top 10 rejected names list?

Top 10 Rejected TOPS Knives names :
#10: Slashy McChestwound
#9: The Belly Opener
#8: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance
#7: Kartoid Kutter
#6: Tactical Butterknife
#5: The Devil's Boning Knife
#4: P.E.W.: Pointy Edged Wonderful!
#3: BADASS-ASSIN
#2: Satan's Spackle Knife
#1: iStab

I've never gotten past the 300 quotes per square inch on their advertisements to even be bothered with knives.

 

[cziv]

Uhmm this is a picture thead! Here's one that every collector should own!

 

[Stelth]

 

[Goosey]

Not the right way to do a karambit. Not the right way at all. Smh.

 

[viper2788]

Look up TOPS knives... if some of the blade shapes dont crack you up, the names of em sure will =)

They do make some quality products... they just got a little too imaginative when coming up with hundreds of different models.

 

[Raylas]

Stelth: The sad thing is that the handle on that top one looks decent. Micarta scales are a favorite of mine .

Goosey: *tilts head* What in the blue hell.... What IS that?

 

[Goosey]

Goosey: *tilts head* What in the blue hell.... What IS that?

Looks like someone tried to make a karambit for skinning but serrated it. :barf:

Double-edged tip, gut hook, saw, weird section on serrations, wut?

For holster carry

 

[Smokinape]

Nice pinky coke nail... *sniff sniff*

Not the right way to do a karambit. Not the right way at all. Smh.

 

[Raylas]

Knifegun....WHAT!? How you you even hold that? What's it for? Who thought that was a good idea? *breathes deeply* This thread is truly the mouth of madness.

 

[TriviaMonster]

Nice pinky coke nail... *sniff sniff*

This is a knockoff of a legit companies design. While it looks goofy, they had a pretty neat write up in Tactical Knives magazine about the legit versions. Supposedly the up swept blade is great for holds and slash cuts among other things. Goofy, yes, but seems to be a legit school of thought behind it.

 

[Edwood7]

This picture is at home here.

 

[cziv]

This picture is at home here.

This looks more like what you need man!

 

[Goosey]

This is the "SOG Fusion Muscle Car" :thumbdn:

 

[cziv]

This is the "SOG Fusion Muscle Car" :thumbdn:

I need at least 2 of those - wow! Kidding of course, that's a real POS that only SOG could concoct.

Present owners excepted - in which case they're awesome.

 

[BLUEGINGER]

Stelth I think I can expand on the rejected TOPS list. Here goes:

#14 M.M.M. Mammal Meat Mutilator

 

[CrimsonTideShooter]

Not the right way to do a karambit. Not the right way at all. Smh.

They aren't copying a karambit....they are trying to copy the "snag" tool from Krudo knives. Those finger nails are disgusting. LOL

 

[cziv]

They aren't copying a karambit....they are trying to copy the "snag" tool from Krudo knives. Those finger nails are disgusting. LOL

Good for picking out tactical boogers though.

 

[Stelth]

Stelth I think I can expand on the rejected TOPS list. Here goes:

#14 M.M.M. Mammal Meat Mutilator

That would fit nicely in their product line.

 

[TriviaMonster]

They aren't copying a karambit....they are trying to copy the "snag" tool from Krudo knives. Those finger nails are disgusting. LOL

CTS nailed it. I couldn't remember the name of the company of the design. I would mind picking one up (the real version) but haven't really been looking for them. Plus the folders are all 9cr chinese steel which isn't my favorite.