Tacticlol Knives

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This one is called the "Lobster Claw".

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Bronco said:
More military genius from the French. ;)

And, of course, this one too comes with the standard line: "Adding comments has been disabled for this video." :D
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Damn !! STI again ! Now I've to try some kind of French Jedi trick: "Forget this video, think to OPINEL, DOUK DOUK, FRED PERRIN" !!! :D
 
Here's another, this time the "Scorpion".

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Here's the "Centipede"

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This is the "Double Blade Bat Pattern"

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The "Cyclone"

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These knives could all be effective robbery tools. Wait until the victim doubles up with laughter and jack their stuff.
 
TOPS may make some good knives, I don't know personally since I've never handled one. However, I do know the names they choose for many of their products are goofy as hell. I've cut and pasted these names from their website. Damn. they make a lot of different models. Again, I'm not saying these are bad quality but these names are hilarious to me:The red words are my thoughts on some names
Air Wolfe (perhaps endorsed by Ernest Borgnine?)
Anaconda 7B ...it don't want none (unless it's got buns, hon)
Anaconda Hunters Point
Armageddon Doomsday must have been taken
B.E.S.T. Black Eagle Strike Team Hunter's Point Acronyms rock!
Baghdad Box Cutter Is a box some kind of military slang?
Battle Cry Would you want "cry" on your knife?
CALIFORNIA COBRA
Cockpit Commander Don't ask, don't tell
Combat Alley
Cougar Claw
COVERT SOLUTION
CQT Thunder Hawke
Dakota Drifter Hawaii Hobo is better IMO
DAWN WARRIOR
Desert Hawke
Devil's Claw
Devil's Elbow
Devil's Elbow XL Devil's Toenail, Devil's Prostate, Devil's Armpit
EXFILTRATOR 5
Felony Stop
Iraq Jac Joint Aggravation Control Needs more words
LIL FIXER how cute!
Loner The drifter won't hang out with him
M4X PUNISHER
MAX The Mini Axe Sounds like a Dr. Seuss book
Nite Chaser MISSPELLING SOUNDS TOUGHER!!!
ROGUE WOLF Hey, where's the superfluous "e"?
Tactical Steak Knife This is a great knife to have when all hell breaks loose at your local Sizzler.
TALIBAN TAKE DOWN
TENNESSEE TICKLER Why not French Tickler?
TRAVELIN MAN Another ally for the Loner and Drifter?
Whisper
Wortac 5 see Nite Chaser
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This made my day, and I would totally buy a knife called "The Devil's Armpit" just so I could see the look on peoples faces when I said I owned one. Priceless. I DO like TOPS, and they make good stuff, but the names are pretty silly.

After reviewing this thread in it's entirety, I have to give my personal stamp of total Mall-ninja-nirvana to the Mantis laser guided knife. I don't think it needs to be explained why I picked that....THING.
 
Did you see my top 10 rejected names list?

Top 10 Rejected TOPS Knives names :
#10: Slashy McChestwound
#9: The Belly Opener
#8: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance
#7: Kartoid Kutter
#6: Tactical Butterknife
#5: The Devil's Boning Knife
#4: P.E.W.: Pointy Edged Wonderful!
#3: BADASS-ASSIN
#2: Satan's Spackle Knife
#1: iStab
 
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