Tanto Blades Suck with Example

CrazyCaucasian said:
Did OP confess to breaking a law? I'm pretty sure leaving your blood on a banana, lying about it and even going as far to pick it back up with your nasty @$$ hands is ILLEGAL. At least perfect grounds to lose your job which I dearly hope you do. With this kind of logic, (you aren't the sharpest knife in the toolbox) you clearly aren't even capable of handling a fresh market job. What's your problem man? What if I worked at a supermarket and did this to someone in YOUR family. God, I hope you lose your job..


Wow...
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Relax
 
With all the comments slamming the OP, I think he learned his lesson. Or, he will never come back to BF.com. Hope he does though.
 
Tantos are meant for stabbing, not slicing. if you want to reduce the chances of you stabbing yourself, get a sheepsfoot with the least tip. The tanto, the tip is the selling point. I dont see the problem here. I dont blame my pencil on my exam marks.
 
This is what the OP needed; leaked here FIRST but coming this June at Blade Show, a new fix blade from Emerson. The CBC (Close Banana Combat), serrated. Modern polymer construction and typical Emerson ergos. A must for high speed, low drag grocery operations.
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Mister X said:
This is what the OP needed; leaked here FIRST but coming this June at Blade Show, a new fix blade from Emerson. The CBC (Close Banana Combat), serrated. Modern polymer construction and typical Emerson ergos. A must for high speed, low drag grocery operations.
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Will that blade give away a reflection, or not? Asking for a friend.
 
For everyone chastising op for blood on bananas I think your forgetting some important principles. The banana was strong to begin with which is why powerful steel was needed. How do bananas get strong? By absorbing human blood that's how. The customer was never in danger because the banana had already absorbed the human blood on its path to becoming sentient. Fortunately op cut it apart before it became a threat to the community.
 
Hey, it's not OP personally. It's more about... well... what happened? It's not disturbing? An accident? H3>< no! It was bad decision making. LOL OP! It's all gravy but ew! Haha. I'm not gonna bash ya. At the end of the day, everybody poops man. Relax? I'm gonna do exactly that and carve me one of those banaknives for my personal L0LZ. That was a genius idea. Let's start a banaknife contest haha carve your super powered banaknives and take some pics with your knife and banaknife. Lol that would be interesting. I'd suck.
 
I really hope that polymer close banana combat fixed blade is under $500. Fingers crossed!!!
 
CrazyCaucasian, nice edits. You went from jail the OP to Ewww. You need to lighten up Francis.


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CrazyCaucasian said:
Please forgive my sin...

What is a Medford? I know, ...I may or may not live in a cave. I'm not even sure myself anymore.
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Medford Knife and Tool is a company that makes too-thick sharpened boat anchor knives that will self-destruct if you use lubricant on them or take them apart.
 
CrazyCaucasian said:
Please forgive my sin...

What is a Medford? I know, ...I may or may not live in a cave. I'm not even sure myself anymore.
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Basically, I think you will end up with banana pudding.

This may help shed some light, granted it's probably on the extreme end.

[video=youtube;qxgfm6P_1k0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgfm6P_1k0[/video]
 
evilgreg said:
John Wayne Bobbitt is very lucky that his wife Lorena didn't own either of these gadgets, that's for sure:
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I laughed at that one and then had to explain this whole thread to my wife. I have not heard the Bobbitt name in a while.

sabre cat said:
With all the comments slamming the OP, I think he learned his lesson. Or, he will never come back to BF.com. Hope he does though.
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Yeah if he was being serious I hope we did not scare him away. I still stand by my original statements but we all do stupid things at some point. My problem still is giving the bloody banana to the customer. I wouldn't use a knife on a banana like he did but I would be lying if I said I have never cut myself doing something stupid. I stabbed myself a few weeks ago with a SOG Daggert I by accident. There are two kinds of knife nuts... ones that have cut themselves and lairs.
 
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