Tell Terry What To Chop!

[CitizenQ]

Use this thread to tell Terry what to chop. :thumbup:

Rule #1: Nothing made out of meat :thumbup:
Rule #2: Nothing of a political nature: thumbup:
Rule #3: Nothing of a religous nature: thumbup:

 

[NO F-Bdy Bs]

Cats? Are they meat?
Democrats? I hear they have no souls, so that should be ok.


How about a shook up 2 litre bottle of soda? It would be sticky afterwards, but would look cool in slow-mo.

A water balloon would look cool in slow mo.

A lesser axe?

Big block of Ice?

an old POS piano?

 

[CaptInsano]

Old TV

do eet

 

[CitizenQ]

Addied to (2) more rules.

Macintosh Computer!!!

 

[Glock17JHP]

Car door, watermelon, small dresser...

 

[ChrisY]

Sears Die Hard 12V

 

[SGTCap]

Hollowcore door.
Drywall.
Quarterpanel or decklid of a junked car.

 

[Cotherion]

Dead cow. Chop it's head off. I'm not crazy (I checked), I always wanted to see this

 

[raybateson]

I have trust in the artist being able to find the right idea.

 

[savagesicslayer]

Support the fine arts...Chop a Rapper.
Or...........Chop a bunch of tinder.get a good fire going and stay warm.

 

[AfterTFD]

Holy crap what an awesome site

One of those nesting russian dolls would be cool. Also worthy of consideration would be a stack of cans of coke

 

[CitizenQ]

Dead cow. Chop it's head off. I'm not crazy (I checked), I always wanted to see this

Support the fine arts...Chop a Rapper.
Or...........Chop a bunch of tinder.get a good fire going and stay warm.

Cows and Rappers are made of meat! This is a violation of Choppage Directive #1: Nothing made of meat!

 

[Dusty One]

Chop the chopper if need be ..

 

[SGTCap]

Cows and Rappers are made of meat! This is a violation of Choppage Directive #1: Nothing made of meat!

So a dead hooker is out too? Damn I gotta figure out something to do with this dead hooker.

 

[savagesicslayer]

Silly Q Rappers aren't people.
Dolly Parton then.She's not made of meat.lol

 

[AfterTFD]

I've got another idea- can of pringles

 

[savagesicslayer]

Once you chop you just can't stop!

 

[AfterTFD]

Once you chop you just can't stop!

Haha, awesome

I've got a couple more ideas, but one of them might not be safe. A lamp would work well. A can of shaving cream would be cool but I don't know if it would explode too violently when getting chopped or not. It's probably not worth the risk.

It can look pretty sweet when a can of spray paint gets whacked with a golf club, but I don't know if chopping one would work as well. A safer explodey thing to chop could be my earlier idea of a stack of coke/beer cans only shake them all up hard before chopping them.

 

[terryhatchet]

Awesome ideas gents. I like the idea of the water balloon and a can of soda. I think I'll do a can of Coke Zero. Lovely.

 

[terryhatchet]

Hey CitizenQ. I wouldn't normally do this because i'm strapped for cash but you just seem like a real fan man. Send your postal address to terryschopshop(at)gmail.com and when I get a full run of shirts printed I'll send you one.