Tell Terry What To Chop!

Terry,

I don't want to ruin the mistique (or make you angry... after all, you do sort-of remind me of the 'Hulk')... but it looks like you are using some sort of hinged handle-holding device for the axe when the final chop takes place... this would seem to explain your perfect dissection of the items you seem to get 'emotional' over in your videos...
Assuming this to be true (but don't tell us), you would have the ability to chop a pressurized container with relative safety...
How about putting the camera behind plexiglass and chopping a can of Lysol room freshener... or if you are brave enough (sorry, not meant to provoke you), a small propane canister...

If this all seems to unsafe/scary (again, please do not get angry)... how about if 'Terry' (I don't know if he is really you, or just a 'part' of you???) gets frustrated waiting for an upload/download on a computer... so he chops a flat-panel computer monitor in half...

But whatever you chop, REMEMBER... please don't chop me!!!
 
Hey CitizenQ. I wouldn't normally do this because i'm strapped for cash but you just seem like a real fan man. Send your postal address to terryschopshop(at)gmail.com and when I get a full run of shirts printed I'll send you one.

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You got mail.
 
Cool Citizen! got it. Still sorting out quality tees - so hang on help is on the way.

Glock17JHP hahaha a hinged axe machine-thing-a-majig... now that'd just be cheating. ;)
 
terryhatchet,

Actually, I like the 'attitude' on your videos...

But seriously... have you considered any pressurized containers?
Or... how about one of those tubes of raw bisquit dough that you normally see people open by hitting it on the edge of a table or counter? I would think an axe would open it FASTER, huh?
 
Shaving cream can is fun (I have accidentally exploded one in the house.......that was a bit of clean up).
 
Terry,

I don't want to ruin the mistique (or make you angry... after all, you do sort-of remind me of the 'Hulk')... but it looks like you are using some sort of hinged handle-holding device for the axe when the final chop takes place... this would seem to explain your perfect dissection of the items you seem to get 'emotional' over in your videos...
Assuming this to be true (but don't tell us), you would have the ability to chop a pressurized container with relative safety...
How about putting the camera behind plexiglass and chopping a can of Lysol room freshener... or if you are brave enough (sorry, not meant to provoke you), a small propane canister...

If this all seems to unsafe/scary (again, please do not get angry)... how about if 'Terry' (I don't know if he is really you, or just a 'part' of you???) gets frustrated waiting for an upload/download on a computer... so he chops a flat-panel computer monitor in half...

But whatever you chop, REMEMBER... please don't chop me!!!

in red, did i miss something here?
 
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