The 2025 Christmas present opening knife

[Delgadonine]

Geez, Im not allowed to play this game.

I use my hands.

Tear it all open.

Why?

I don't want to scare anyone with the knives I carry.

My Mother requested this many years ago. Mom. So, I open everything by hand.

 

[donnord]

Geez, Im not allowed to play this game.

I use my hands.

Tear it all open.

Why?

I don't want to scare anyone with the knives I carry.

My Mother requested this many years ago. Mom. So, I open everything by hand.

You could sharpen your fingernails!!!

 

[ShaiHulud]

Geez, Im not allowed to play this game.

I use my hands.

Tear it all open.

Why?

I don't want to scare anyone with the knives I carry.

My Mother requested this many years ago. Mom. So, I open everything by hand.

Maybe try the five finger parcel death punch?

 

[scorpnsnake]

Beauty and the Beast.

One slicer for gifts, too shiny to be scary. One zip tie eating monster for the kid toy opening mayhem to follow.

 

[Delgadonine]

You could sharpen your fingernails!!!

I could. Im too cosmopolitan for that!

 

[Delgadonine]

Maybe try the five finger parcel death punch?

I start off with the Five Toe Stomp technique first. Barefooted even!

 

[scorpnsnake]

I start off with the Five Toe Stomp technique first. Barefooted even!

Teeth man, teeth!

 

[ShaiHulud]

To stall this inevitable thread's closure, id like to state that it is customary in this household to use the spine of slipjoint knives to cut open stubborn parcel present packaging

 

[AntDog]

Kidding. Probably this one.

 

[ShaiHulud]

Kidding. Probably this one.

The first one looks to be more satisfying.
At least it allows you to witness life through "puppy goggles"

 

[tatsu]

 

[Hvactech]

I’m thinking it will be my DLT twelve days VECP I just got in the mail yesterday.

 

[sharp_edge]

Hawkbills and wharncliffes are the best for opening boxes.

 

[Mk-211]

 

[guy g]

Going with my annual group . 2 Vic Tinker/Spartan. One for me and one to hand out. And a pair of wire cutters for the zip ties.

 

[donnord]

Beauty and the Beast.

One slicer for gifts, too shiny to be scary. One zip tie eating monster for the kid toy opening mayhem to follow.

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That Carothers will come in particularly handy if some wraps a gift in a cinderblock!!

 

[scorpnsnake]

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[scorpnsnake]

That Carothers will come in particularly handy if some wraps a gift in a cinderblock!!

Overkill for sure, Christmas peace of mind. Ive seen too many examples of what zip ties can do. I couldn't go on If I trashed a $1k knife with a $.05 piece of plastic. lol

 

[ricklikesknives]

Spyderco Cricket for the last 6-7 Christmases.. little coin-pocket-sized package decimator.

 

[jiggyfly16]

Hand this to the nearest toddler with a present and see if they can overcome the detent first before the nearest adult takes it away