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Before you get your hopes up I have to say this is not a thread about my honing my skills as a debater. (Doesn,t debator slip off the tongue better?)
The type of debate I mean is more those little chats we have with pointed cursors to drive our point home. To the mundane they may be considered swords , rapiers or just pointy bits of wood left lying around.(Any port in a storm.)
I myself have used a pool cue against a sparring partner when he would not settle for having beaten my midsection to a pulp. It was a satisfying feeling to feel my cue slide along his to jab him " 'tween the Ribs." as they say .
This guy was a good partner . He used to beat me with a broomstick as a means of teaching me to absorb punishment. (I now will not touch a broom or perform other related household chores because of this.)(At least thats what I tell the wife.)
Yes I know I digress and regress of this I confess. (Oh what a mess.)
Does anyone know of moves a lefty may employ to confound the cursed right handers.(Careful Kevin,you are vastly outnumbered.)
I know in fisticuffs and many other less pugilistic pursuits being a lefty is an advantage . In everything from tennis to chess we are supreme. :yawn:
Sometimes this advantage has been lessened just by opponents practicing more against lefties. Other times, when done well.(No can defend.)
I am quick with my hands and dead in the water. My dancing leaves a lot to be desired.(Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.)(I always thought that would ruin the party anyway.)
My shortcomings aside I do believe shoddy footwork can be danced around.
Choosing terrain to ones advantage , confusing ones adversary,
a good swift kick to the opponents leg. (Dishonorable cur.)
All these may level the playing field . Keep in mind council must transpose to using a walking stick or other more benign choices. I am at heart a peaceful man.
Always give ones opponent the chance to withdraw.(within reason.)
Never instigate or retaliate only defend . If I could run I would. Somehow seeing my fat behind trying to waddle away may trigger further abuse to my good name.
The type of debate I mean is more those little chats we have with pointed cursors to drive our point home. To the mundane they may be considered swords , rapiers or just pointy bits of wood left lying around.(Any port in a storm.)
I myself have used a pool cue against a sparring partner when he would not settle for having beaten my midsection to a pulp. It was a satisfying feeling to feel my cue slide along his to jab him " 'tween the Ribs." as they say .
This guy was a good partner . He used to beat me with a broomstick as a means of teaching me to absorb punishment. (I now will not touch a broom or perform other related household chores because of this.)(At least thats what I tell the wife.)
Yes I know I digress and regress of this I confess. (Oh what a mess.)

Does anyone know of moves a lefty may employ to confound the cursed right handers.(Careful Kevin,you are vastly outnumbered.)
I know in fisticuffs and many other less pugilistic pursuits being a lefty is an advantage . In everything from tennis to chess we are supreme. :yawn:
Sometimes this advantage has been lessened just by opponents practicing more against lefties. Other times, when done well.(No can defend.)
I am quick with my hands and dead in the water. My dancing leaves a lot to be desired.(Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.)(I always thought that would ruin the party anyway.)
My shortcomings aside I do believe shoddy footwork can be danced around.

Choosing terrain to ones advantage , confusing ones adversary,
a good swift kick to the opponents leg. (Dishonorable cur.)
All these may level the playing field . Keep in mind council must transpose to using a walking stick or other more benign choices. I am at heart a peaceful man.
Always give ones opponent the chance to withdraw.(within reason.)
Never instigate or retaliate only defend . If I could run I would. Somehow seeing my fat behind trying to waddle away may trigger further abuse to my good name.
