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I just got my ninja outfit from the local big and tall, cost only 59.99. Get yours while you can! Mine came with wall climbing spikes and arm gauntlets. I'm going to use mine to infiltrate McDonalds!
 
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Who do I send my arms to, so that they can be upgraded with adamantium claws? How much more would it be to get them retractable?
 
what would be the best knife for "urban outdoorsman" duty??? lol


or the best steel for general kidney theft/surgical - duty?? lol
 
Does anyone make a spring loaded device I can strap to my arm under my shirt sleeve that will automatically open my Case peanut and launch it into my hand?
 
Yes!

Which steel is THE key, I think anyways...NOT heat treat, price, attractiveness.....just wanna fixate on one ANNOYING detail. *got to keep moving*

Uhm, how many is too many? I need to deliver more newspapers and mom says she hates waiting and having to sign for my package ;)
 
our principal said we can no longer bring pocket knives into school... so I left mine outside stuck in his tire
 
I am ripping down a sky skyscraper which knife is tough enough to cut through the concrete and rebar. I would like to take the entire thing down in one or two slashes. OUT!
 
My seb would do that no problem. Heck it can cut anything in half.

Anyting? Howa bout dis tin can, tough guy?!

Step aside Yan. Watch this.
 
:confused: someone told me to store my "NATO out the front" open to keep the springy thing springy...somebudy else told me its best to keep it closed so the springy thing wont lose all its springyness :confused: ... for petes sakes, what am i ever gonna do??? :eek: I spent all summer selling wrapping paper so I could get my first real out the front nato knife,(its rad! :thumbup:) and I dont wanna break it like I do all my other toys... :rolleyes: i asked my mama and daddy, they said I was being flicted and not to ever ask them such stupid, stupid questions ever again... (sheeple just don't understand... :D) Mama said if she hears "out the front" one more time, that I'll be bleeding "out the front" when she gets done giving me a whuppin (she hits really hard, it hurts :( ) and Daddy said he'd give me another black eye if I ever bother him again while he's watchin his stories... ( he's mean when he drinks whisky :grumpy: ) somebody please tell me what to do!! :confused:
 
Is a recurve a better chopper than my Opinel? I mean, really?
 
You guys are a bunch of knife geeks. I don't understand anything you're talking about. :confused:
 
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i know, i know, to be realistic I would have to post this 5 or 6 times in a row, but yall get the point...
 
My friend’s sister’s hairdresser’s aunt’s lawn technician knows a boy in Sudan who has cancer of the uvula. The Make-A-Wish-Come-True Foundation is going to send him to Iceland to club baby seals and it would be really nice if he had some really nice knives to finish them off with because with his diseased uvula he can’t club so hard as he used to, so send me all your extra knives and money! Also music CDs – he loves Barry Manilow and other American rock ‘n rollers.
 
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