I was in Disneyland the other day, and some dill hole was threatening me. I decided to just stand there and stare at him, making him wonder if I was crazy or just sh***ing myself. After he decided I was too tough for him, I realized I was in line for the Tea Cups, which I had already ridden three times that day. So I reached for one of the thirty knives I keep in my cargo pants(helps keep my legs strong) to cut through the chain link fence(I wasn't about to walk all the way back through). It didn't work. I guess that cop was right when he said they were all junk. That's when I went for one of the seven multi tools I always carry(hey, you never know). They just kinda gnawed at the chain link fence without cutting it. Maybe I shoulda splurged and bought the Ozark Trail multitool at Walmart.
So, tired of all this messin' around, I pulled out my Glock and tried to blast my way through. My stealth ammo couldn't handle the fence either. I don't know what to do, I'm still stuck in line, I don't wanna ride the tea cups again(upset tummy), and I sure as heck am not walking back through the gate - that would be embarassing.