The beloved Peanut, does have it's limits...

jackknife said:
Now just hang on a cotton picking' minute.

Woodrow is grossly exaggerating again. It wasn't a cabin, but an A frame chalet. I split a bunch of logs for the deck out back to grill the bear I got with a peanut duct taped to a hiking stick. But splitting all those logs left the peanut with blade wobble. When spring break up finally came and I got rescued, I had to send the knife back to Case for some repair. Case told me that the knife wasn't built for log splitting, and if I did this again, they would bill me for the repairs. :eek:

And after all the good press I've given them!!!:grumpy:

:D
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A frame chalet, cabin.... now you're splitting hairs.
 
jackknife said:
Not hard to figure out. He pulled out his peanut, cut his way into the lodge. Grabbed the kit through the hole in the lodge, and told the beaver parents to get cracking.
:D
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All you have to do is want it bad enough people. He did end up with a nice house.
 
Codger_64 said:
Binoculars, tweezers and a matchbox. Turn the binocs around backwards, look at the beaver, pick him up with the tweezers and put him in the matchbox.
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jackknife said:
Not hard to figure out. He pulled out his peanut, cut his way into the lodge. Grabbed the kit through the hole in the lodge, and told the beaver parents to get cracking.
:D
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Hahaha. That's awesome.

Woodrow F Call said:
... now you're splitting hairs.
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Which, incidentally, you can do with a peanut. Lol
 
Codger_64 said:
Binoculars, tweezers and a matchbox. Turn the binocs around backwards, look at the beaver, pick him up with the tweezers and put him in the matchbox.
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jackknife said:
Not hard to figure out. He pulled out his peanut, cut his way into the lodge. Grabbed the kit through the hole in the lodge, and told the beaver parents to get cracking.
:D
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Two experienced grandfathers talking by any chance? ;) :)
 
jackknife said:
Not hard to figure out. He pulled out his peanut, cut his way into the lodge. Grabbed the kit through the hole in the lodge, and told the beaver parents to get cracking.
:D
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Close, the first time I swam down through their access hole peanut clenched in teeth, but my head got stuck they mocked me then they preceded to take turns and swat me with their tails, it was not a pretty sight. My second attempt was much more successful, I lured them with some fresh birch springs and a jute twine snare, set up with my trusty and well loved chestnut peanut :D

Well loved nut



Pete
 
Stich2442 said:
Close, the first time I swam down through their access hole peanut clenched in teeth, but my head got stuck they mocked me then they preceded to take turns and swat me with their tails, it was not a pretty sight. My second attempt was much more successful, I lured them with some fresh birch springs and a jute twine snare, set up with my trusty and well loved chestnut peanut :D

Pete
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Ahhh, Amphibious marine operations! You set a high bar for the rest of us cult members. Well done, Brother Pete!:thumbup::thumb up:

Carl, approving Grand High Muckba.
 
You guys crack me up... :) , I heard the peanut was a favorite pattern of the whalers used for processing blubber... :eek:
 
jackknife said:
Ahhh, Amphibious marine operations! You set a high bar for the rest of us cult members. Well done, Brother Pete!:thumbup::thumb up:

Carl, approving Grand High Muckba.
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Thanks Carl, I was a little twitchy for awhile, but I got over it, I have to admit, this guy frightens me still, I don't push him too hard, always eyeballing me :p



Pete
 
Woodrow F Call said:
Only the best and most manly ones used peanuts.
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As the Grand high Muckba, I will admit that in the double secret archives of the cult, there is evidence of correspondence between the great grandfather of William Russell Case and a Captain of a Whaling ship out of New Bedford. It seems like a Captain Named Ahab was desiring a special run of small serpentine jackknives, but with a barbed small blade. Mr. Case was interested in a business deal with this whaling man, but he never returned from his last voyage. Some think the Captain should have waited to be properly equipped before sailing.

Carl, Grand High Muckba.
 
Stich2442 said:
I have to admit, this guy frightens me still, I don't push him too hard, always eyeballing me :p



Pete
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Oh I can just hear him now...."What, you wanna piece of me"!!!

I'd keep and eye out Pete, as well as your peanut if needed ;):p

Paul
 
This thread is full of great advice! Wish me luck, guys - I'm going out right now with my Peanut to see if I can catch this beaver I saw by a tree in my backyard earlier today:

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bwperdue said:
This thread is full of great advice! Wish me luck, guys - I'm going out right now with my Peanut to see if I can catch this beaver I saw by a tree in my backyard earlier today:

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ooh that beaver looks mean, you better upgrade to a texas jack for that guy :D
 
jackknife said:
As the Grand high Muckba, I will admit that in the double secret archives of the cult, there is evidence of correspondence between the great grandfather of William Russell Case and a Captain of a Whaling ship out of New Bedford. It seems like a Captain Named Ahab was desiring a special run of small serpentine jackknives, but with a barbed small blade. Mr. Case was interested in a business deal with this whaling man, but he never returned from his last voyage. Some think the Captain should have waited to be properly equipped before sailing.

Carl, Grand High Muckba.
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I tried my best to get the Peanut on the end of Queequeg's spear. It just wasn't ment to be.

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Bob
 
mudguard said:
LOL is this real or a GAG.. sometimes it is hard to tell around here.
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It's a gag. Phil Elmore is a member here. Used to go by the handle of "Sharp Phil" and now just goes by his name. He has a web site devoted to self defense. One of the pirates came up with that poster in an attempt to razz him. Oddly enough, Phil thought it was cool and laughed harder than about anyone else at it. I like Phil and consider him a friend.
 
Wiser men than I have always said to never bring a peanut to a food fight; that said, I don't always bring a knife to dress wild bear, or to surgically slice a medium rare Kobe prime rib, but when I do, I do it with savoir-faire...Case Doctor's knife, never leave home without it....

 
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