The CPK 2024 October Outlaw cut!

[kod]

That last one with the sword

seriously wtf is that longsword

 

[yoko]

seriously wtf is that pigsword ......I need it in my life

lol fixed

 

[kod]

haha no if I could have any of the pigswords, it'd be the gladius

 

[DocJekl]

Dude. My ankle is soooo F’ed

The pizza had just arrived, and the yellowjackets/wasps/murdery flying stinger bugs were out and harassing… apparently only me.
I swatted at one with my hat while standing on a gravel slope…
My right ankle inverted and I fell on top of it…
Marc and Matthew G said the fall was graceful. They were lying through their teeth. I hit the ground like a sack of rocks. I heard my ankle pop.

Last night I stood at the toilet to urinate. I damn near cried.
I’ve been sitting to pee ever since. It doesn’t even look that bad.
The drive home is gonna suuuuck.

That's just how my son broke his ankle last year... Sorry man.

 

[PolRoger]

I didn't take very many pics this year.

Yoko and Ninjo...

 

[Lorien]

man. Wish I coulda made it. The universe had other plans for me this year I guess

 

[dericdesmond]

seriously wtf is that longsword

I think it might be a wall hanger Fonedork traded his war helmet for to some random role player at blade show last year. If I remember correctly he gave it to Mark

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Definitely not a wall hanger. The guy swinging it made it and is a reputable maker.

But I think he said it is made of 80CRV, and I don't think it has any kind of differential heat treat and (in my opinion) it would not have been weird if had broken there.

 

[Jo the Machinist]

How to make a meat rub.

How to calculate how many pizzas per CPK fan.

Yeah I miscalculated that a bit. Nobody can say they went home hungry.

 

[Jo the Machinist]

I managed to take a few decent shots. It was tricky, as the Bleacher Report guys were busy filming, and they were constantly walking in front of me. They have to take precedent, though, so s’okay,

Anyway, here are a couple highlights, and then I’ll provide a link to an album where the rest are.

Some of my favorites...



SueBoo, making it look sooooo easy (I assure you, it’s not!)

I got WAAAAYY too many shots of Yoko, but this is one of my favs.

Alex (afr):

Michael (Emcee)

Steven (non.nisi.te):

Mike (mike157):

Eric (is he fonedork again?)

Donavon:

Dan (SwarthyGnome):

Toker:

Toker’s brother:

Can’t remember - is this Rolland? I’m so awful with names...

…and one last one, of James Clifton, just because it’s a cool shot

The one you're unsure of is Paul, Rolland76.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Don't take candy from strangers

And there is nobody stranger

no body stranger THERE, WITH YOU, at that point in time

 

[bluemax_1]

Genuinely curious;
The folks wearing the, uhhh… dress of shame… was that a voluntary/optional thing, or mandatory for newbies etc.?

 

[SwarthyGnome]

Genuinely curious;
The folks wearing the, uhhh… dress of shame… was that a voluntary/optional thing, or mandatory for newbies etc.?

Mandatory for newbies

 

[Blues]

Genuinely curious;
The folks wearing the, uhhh… dress of shame… was that a voluntary/optional thing, or mandatory for newbies etc.?

I think those were the tryouts for the remake of "The Ten Commandments"

 

[afr]

Genuinely curious;
The folks wearing the, uhhh… dress of shame… was that a voluntary/optional thing, or mandatory for newbies etc.?

Kevlar for the newbies )

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

In retrospect

Considering the film crew

I maybe should have figured out something a little bit less ridiculous

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[PolRoger]

In retrospect

Considering the film crew

I maybe should have figured out something a little bit less ridiculous

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nope... It's an official CPK Outlaw Cut "rite of passage."

Simple enough however to take a BladeSports training class and get your Cutter Certification.

 

[Blues]

"But why does Nathan make them wear that hideous outfit?"

"Because he's an evil genius. It's obvious. Now let me practice in peace, woman!"

"Alright, alright. So touchy. Men and their precious knives!"

 

[Blues]

"Manly, yes, but I like them too!"


Edit by Nate: OH MY GOD! ISN'T SHE ADORABLE!

 

[bluemax_1]

In retrospect

Considering the film crew

I maybe should have figured out something a little bit less ridiculous

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Video of the Pre-cut safety briefing?