The Deadly Leatherman Micra Webpage Has Been Updated!

Mr. Mattis is right, you should be careful about posting this information out on the Internet, where it may fall into the Wrong Hands.

After all, these techniques could fall into the hands of child pornographers and terrorists and drug lords (Dorothy says "Oh My!" and Toto barks), at least those are the ones the government always warns us about when they say encryption is bad... (oh, but I digress).

I guess I'm surprised that you can post this information out in the clear, with no pre-screening, no secret handshake and no "send $99.95 in 17 easy payments to...". Don't you need a multi-page ad in the magazines where you wear a hood to disguise your identity so the other members of the Brotherhood of Micra don't take revenge for you revealing their secret ways? (You know, like the "Micra Silent Sentry Removal Techniques", and "using the Micra as a field expedient explosive device".) Will you have to go into hiding now?

Love that infantry support weapon idea
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-- "Sarge! We're taking a real beating up here! We need reinforcements! Send in the Micra Shock Troops!"

Dunno about defending against a bear, but what about "Using a Micra to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana" (with apologies to Monty Python)?

BTW, the Micra Balisong techniques are supposed to make you cut yourself -- that way your opponents will see you bleed and say, "Oh my G*d! Look what he's willing to do to himself! Imagine what he'll do to us!"
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Oh, and I presume Jim March is referring to the Himalayan Imports Forum, on the main BladeForums menu.

Keep up the good work,
-- Carl
 
Thanks VG. I always wanted to see a Vampire Gerbil. You daughter can thank her lucky stars that this affliction always skips a generation. Maybe a convent would be best?
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jeff
 
The oldest use (that I know of) of the word Vorpal is in the poem Jabberwocky, but I think that was glommed from a older poem about King Arthur. Excaliber was a vorpal weapon, it liked to part the necks of it's opponents. In "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the rabbit that the Sorcerer Tim called the beast with the long fangs, was/is a vorpal bunny.

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I can see it now...
Pimple-Faced Geek: "Hey, Allison, what's up?"

Allison: "Nothing, Rupert. What're you up to?"

PFG: "Ahh...nothin'. Say, me and some guys were going up to the Lookout to drink some beers and was wondering if you would want to, you know, come along too?"

Allison: "I dunno. Sounds like my dad may not like that idea."

PFG: "Whaddya mean? I heard you... [Vampire Gerbil leaps from behind tree brandishing the Leatherman Micra and, more importantly, four rather intimidating semi-auto handguns] OHMYGOD!!! Who the hell is that?!?!?!"

[PFG turns to run, and Vampire Gerbil, knowing his prey may escape, decides not to pursue]

Allison: "Daddy, are you going to let that jerk off that easily?"

VG: "No, Alison, of course not."

[VG assume Intimidator Face and pulls Ballistic Knife from back pocket, aims in direction of PFG, and fires]

THUNK!

PFG[backstage]: "Urp. Gurgle..."

I dunno. It sounded funny when I typed it. I lauhed my ass off at Vampire's page, though!

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Oh - NNoooooooo!

I think we have just created more ammunition for the anti-knife crowd.

Don't be surprised if someday, in some dank city, you are apprehended for the concealed carry of a very lethal MICRA.

Just Kidding!?!..... (I hope
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umm...vampire...i thought u were cool....

NOW I'M JUST SCARED!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*running and screaming*

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VG, another cool thing about the Micra is that after you've used your throwing technique to dispatch your enemy, you can use the ruler to measure the depth of the injury and use this as a guage for effectiveness. In my line of work, post-checks are very important!

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Carl Jacobsen - Perhaps you're right about me just allowing anyone to access this devestating knowledge. A Warning/Affirmation shall be attached shortly. I'm sure that eventually the term, "Micra - Weapon of Choice for drug dealers" will become a nightly staple on our news broadcasts. Hopefully they won't try to track me down!
I actually heard Toto bark when ya typed that!! Neat!!!!!!!
I like your idea of "$99.77 in 17 easy payments", too!
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You're not the only one to suggest that I wear a hood, however. I get that alot. Even while standing online at the supermarket! As for the "Field Expedient Explosive Device", check the page again. There's two versions... and I'll be dagnabbed if one actually seems to be viable!!
"Micra Shock Troops" has a certain ring to it. Stay tuned for a new handle change. LOL
The bannanna (man I hate spelling that) idea has some merit. Those things are SLIPPERY!! I'll devise a technique soon, thanks.
Glad that hurting myself is a good tactic. Now I feel justified in all those fights I lost back in grade school.
Heh heh... thanks for the Himilayan update... I got scared too, until I recognized me.

Stray, actually Allison is my step-daughter, but plans are in the works for me to adopt her. She reminds me daily how relieved she is that heredity is not something she needs to worry about. My WIFE, on the other hand says that she's acting more and more like me every day.
heh heh heh.... poor Allison!

JerryO - Thanks for the info. I've since had a crash course in Jabberwocky, thanks to David Williams of the extreme vowel movement Williams's's's's... (How does one pluralize a pluralized word anyways?!?!?!?)

Ewok - You didn't address me, therefore I'll just say "Hiya, Ewok!! Nice fur!"

Chiro75 - Obviously you copied from the transcript of "Berserk: When Maniacal Stepdads Attack!!!"
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Seriously, that story was funnier than a kitten on flypaper!!! My wife cracked up too! Sounds like something that I might just tape!!! Keep up the good work.
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Hansen - Not sure if you're referring to my page or Chiro's story. In any event, glad you laughed!
PS - "MMMMmmmBop" never was my favorite song, but since you're so kind, I'll give it an extra listen-to.
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LizaBelle - I'm used to women screaming and running away from me.
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Chiro75 - Good idea about the ruler! In addition to that, the ruler is also usefull for measuring the distance from where I'm standing to where my opponent is standing. Of course, the person has to stay in the same position, but that's what the handguns are for.
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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
VG, "HI" means "Himalayan Imports", one of the manufacturers with their own forum here on BF.

Quite possibly the strangest and coolest of 'em all, in my opinion. Bill Martino spent 20 years in Nepal, married into a Ghurka family, moved back here with his wife. Meanwhile his father-in-law name of Kami Sherpa started a company in Nepal treating traditional blacksmiths very well and turning out some really awesome blades, shipping 'em to Bill who acts as the US distribution side of the biz.

Best pure traditional true handmade handforged blades in the world with the possible exception of $30,000 Nihonto swords.

I just picked up a nice 21" overall ultra-lightweight Khukuri for $125. Unbelievable stuff.

Jim March
 
Ewok, I'm still learning this gun stuff. I live where CCW and Auto knives are mythology. I'll say Harries, it's ugly but my body likes it.

I've heard of that tweezers of death technique, which targets the eye lashes and nasal hairs.

Beware the Vampire Gerbil, the only creature ever to defeat Bunnicula in prairie combat.
 
VG,

You have truly given me a new perspective on the ice pick grip.
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What do you think about the Leatherman Micra - best choice for home defense OR the Leatherman Micra Home Defense Network? I see so many possibilities here.

You've opened up completely new avenues of thought for me (they'll be coming for me soon).

Roll on!
 
Jim March - Thanks for the Himilayan Import update. While I obviously feel that the Leatherman Micra is the ultimate self defense weapon ever devised by man
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, the large knives interest me as well. I have a Cold Steel Large and one of the standard Kuhkri's (Spelled it wrong, I know). I also have an Al Mar Pathfinder.
At the moment, autos have my interest, but I'm sure that I'll get around to sampling one of HI's offers.
Thanks!

Smoke - So true about the Tweezers technique! More painful than the immortal "Death of 1,000 Cuts"!!! So you saw that battle I had with Bunnicula, eh? She was SUCH[/] a wimp!

Bob Irons, the possibilities are limitless!! Keep 'em comin'.
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Love the page.

I directed a friend to it, his only comment was "You should cut your hair like that!" Which worries me a bit.

That asside, perhaps the Micra as an air-deployed weapon.

The destructive potential of a Micra gaffer-taped to the front of a 500lb laser-guided bomb would be substantial.

Andre

p.s. how would you defeat a Vampire Gerbil , toothpick through the heart?, a piece of minced garlic?
 
I think you would defeat one with this:

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Andre, when I was a kid, I had my hair down my back.
In my 20's, people told me I looked like Greg Allman.
In my 30's (after becoming "gravitationally challenged") people told me I looked like Meat Loaf. (The singer, not the meal, OK?!?!?)
My 40's are coming up next year, so who knows what I'll look like then!
Anyways, before I babbled, I was trying to say that my hair's a heckuva lot easier to deal with now. I live with my wife and 2 daughters, so I really had no choice. The shampoo bill woulda broke me!
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The Micra as an air deployed weapon has some merit. Perhaps on a remote control plane?
As for the method used to end the existance of a Vampire Gerbil. I don't know, since none have ever been killed.

The 4th - I was Bar Mitzvahed, so Crosses don't have any affect. I hope you don't have any Ninja Throwing Stars (of David)!!!!
They might work!
Placing tiny cape over my mouth, in a chiropractical manner,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
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