tanglediver
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First, start a fire inside the fireplace. Then, watch for sparks coming out from the 200 year old Black Walnut tree just outside the house. Then, spend two hours dumping well water inside the hollow trunk. Then, call the volunteer fire department. Then, watch two trucks dump their entire tanks inside the tree trunk. Then, cut down the tree. Then, take a picture of the inside of the tree trunk and pass it along to all your kin folk.
Or not...

Or not...