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I am sick and tired of looking at all the Girly Mall Ninja Fighting Knives made in the USA.
So I have decided to cut out the crap, reach out across the mighty Pacific Ocean, and obtain the REAL FUKing deal for REAL FUKing Warriors. Here is the weapon of choice from the mysterious east. The FUK!
The FUK (trademark pending) Fantasy Utility Knife. :thumbup:
The FUK is a powerful killing tool hand forged out of carbon steel by highly skilled chinese prison labor. The pure simplicity of its elegant integral design is absolutely unmatched (Jerry Fisk eat your heart out). No parts to break, no bolts to loosen, no extra weight. The natural parkerized patina will protect your FUK from rust AND the blood stains of your vanquished foes.
You have always wanted to "FUK up" your enemies, and now with THE FUK, you can do it BOTH literally AND figuratively. The FUK will actually over stimulate your already over active imagination, and imbue you with the powerful spirits of ancient warriors who used their deadly FUKs to turn the mothers of their enemies into rivers of blood. You have probably heard of them... ...The MotherFUKers. The legend lives, join the brotherhood!
Your enemy's last words will be "What? The FUK!" Guaranteed!
Order your custom FUK, right the FUK now! Give a FUK, as a gift!
Lets just see a stupid wooden crate try to make fun of you, EVER AGAIN!
Ask Les Robertson about the new Unlimited Vanguard series FUK, the FUK U.
ALSO Coming soon! The new and improved Fantasy Utility Combat Knife, Military Edition With spell check!
Look for our exciting MID-TECH FUK at only $299.99, which will make getting FUK'd an affordable option!
Visit our booth at the Blade Show 2007
April fool.
So I have decided to cut out the crap, reach out across the mighty Pacific Ocean, and obtain the REAL FUKing deal for REAL FUKing Warriors. Here is the weapon of choice from the mysterious east. The FUK!
The FUK (trademark pending) Fantasy Utility Knife. :thumbup:
The FUK is a powerful killing tool hand forged out of carbon steel by highly skilled chinese prison labor. The pure simplicity of its elegant integral design is absolutely unmatched (Jerry Fisk eat your heart out). No parts to break, no bolts to loosen, no extra weight. The natural parkerized patina will protect your FUK from rust AND the blood stains of your vanquished foes.
You have always wanted to "FUK up" your enemies, and now with THE FUK, you can do it BOTH literally AND figuratively. The FUK will actually over stimulate your already over active imagination, and imbue you with the powerful spirits of ancient warriors who used their deadly FUKs to turn the mothers of their enemies into rivers of blood. You have probably heard of them... ...The MotherFUKers. The legend lives, join the brotherhood!
Your enemy's last words will be "What? The FUK!" Guaranteed!
Order your custom FUK, right the FUK now! Give a FUK, as a gift!
Lets just see a stupid wooden crate try to make fun of you, EVER AGAIN!
Ask Les Robertson about the new Unlimited Vanguard series FUK, the FUK U.
ALSO Coming soon! The new and improved Fantasy Utility Combat Knife, Military Edition With spell check!
Look for our exciting MID-TECH FUK at only $299.99, which will make getting FUK'd an affordable option!
Visit our booth at the Blade Show 2007
April fool.
