The FUK is coming!

Where else but bladeforums can you find so many people willing to help you with models and help layout the marketing plan as well. I have laughed and laughed over the models and name. I really needed that today too.
 
Wulf said:
That knife is a good thrower too. Nicely balanced and deadly accurate. Makes a great gift too. So give a flying FUK today!
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Wulf,

I am going to offer you a leadership role on the ELITE PIMP TEAM, to fully develop the FLYING FUK concept. I like the gift tie-in.
Also remember, we want them to BUY the FLYING FUKS, not TAKE THEM.

p
 
To: Head Fuk,

We are those of the Seriously Attention Deficit team, and will be purchasing these items for our BOB's.

Shortly, you will be contacted with an NSN for the FUK, and a purchase order from the SAD Leader. These items will be referred to as SAD FUK's.

We did have a Highly Abusive Premier Pimp Yodeler on the Teams, once, but he got fragged in a firefight in the depths of Ding Dong, back when the shit was heavy! His would have been the only HAPPY FUK on the Teams.:D

Best Regards,

STeven Garsson
 
I heard the Pentagon has appropriated a budget for a research and development panel to study the potential of buying the Fantasy Utility Knife in bulk under a DoD contract. Senator Clinton was nominated to chair the Cluster F.U.K. Committee. ;)
 
SAD FUKS may need assistance, but ALL TEAM MEMBERS need to watch out for any SICK FUKS, that need warranty tune ups.

HEAD FUKR
 
Peter,you're abviously Crazy about this new Oriental weapon.In other Words;You're Fuk-ing Crazy.
Buddy S.:cool: :thumbup:
 
Don't forget the Fantasy Utility Knife - Yeti Orangutan Maimer And Mangling Assassinator. The FUK YOMAMA
 
Dear HEAD FUKR,

To keep the cost down, would you be willing to offer a GROUP FUK available to Forum members only? That way, we could all get FUKed at the same time. :eek:
 
TAH said:
Dear HEAD FUKR,

To keep the cost down, would you be willing to offer a GROUP FUK available to Forum members only? That way, we could all get FUKed at the same time. :eek:
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TAH,

:barf: At this time we (the ELITE PIMP TEAM) are withdrawing our offer to you of employment in our EMAIL ROOM. :grumpy:

We want every individual to PURCHASE his very own FUK and hopefully collect the whole set!

Also remember that sharing your FUK voids its waranty. :eek:

HF
 
ptgdvc said:
TAH,

:barf: At this time we (the ELITE PIMP TEAM) are withdrawing our offer to you of employment in our EMAIL ROOM. :grumpy:

We want every individual to PURCHASE his very own FUK and hopefully collect the whole set!

Also remember that sharing your FUK voids its waranty. :eek:

HF
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Mr. HF,

If a GROUP FUK isn't available, do you offer a FUK'EM: Fantasy Utility Knife - Economy Model? To be honest, I'm just looking for a cheap FUK. :o
 
TAH,

I think the Mid-Tech FUK may be the right answer for you needs.

Best,

HF
 
A very nice utilitarian design for sure, but I was thinking that it could have a valuable military purpose as well.

How about a smaller titanium concealable model which serves for both training and last-ditch efforts in close quarter combat?

The BackUp Titanium Trainer FUK

Now I realize that there are many (myself included) who would have no interest at all in a BUTT FUK. However, from the collector standpoint I imagine there are quite a few ladies who would be delighted to receive a BUTT FUK, and an equal amount of their male counterparts that would be more than willing to give them one.
 
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