The FUK is coming!

[Spark]

What a fascinating concept! Can you offer these with a variety of handle options? I need something appropriately tactical that will soak up blood, gasoline, DEET, toxic chemicals, and the like... but will still be uncomfortable enough that I don't feel like using it at all.

 

[BrB]

What about the Good Old Alcoholic Taste Fantasy Utility Knife Reforged - by the Elves I mean! From the shards of Fantasy Utility Knife Ridicoulosly Used Inside my Lawyer...

Jeff Velasco

 

[NickWheeler]

I'm sorry but Tom Ferry patented/copyrighted the name FUK about 5 years ago.

The F erry U tility K nife.

Sorry to rain on your illustrious parade!

 

[ptgdvc]

I'm sorry but Tom Ferry patented/copyrighted the name FUK about 5 years ago.

The F erry U tility K nife.

Sorry to rain on your illustrious parade!

Nicky,

Tom Ferry is the FUKing Executive VP and is getting a nice cut. :thumbup:

Thank you very much,

HF

 

[Wulf]

Wheeler - why don't you tell them about your own design?

You know, the Wheeler Heavy Americanized Tanto, Tungsten Hardened Edge Fantasy Utility Knife, aka the WHAT-THE-FUK?

 

[HTMD]

I predict there will be significant demand for high-end custom FUKs in the $300 - $1,000 range.

 

[souljahgonecyko]

I picked up a FUK last night that didn't last too long. I was using it really hard for 10 minutes or so and then I gave up on the FUK. I was finished with it too early. So I really wanted something new and modified the FUK for more rugged usage and called it the Tactical Inexpensive Tough Tearing Yoke Fantasy Utility Knife. It worked just great for nightly chores. The dual grip was very comfortable and fit right into my palms. Not too soft, not too hard, just right. This version of the original FUK seemed to last a bit longer too! Beware of the fake dual grips, as they are too hard and can be turn out to be real expensive.