The guy that was throwing his knives

When will we see some actual throwing knives from ESEE? Seems like there's at least a few folks that like to throw them already. You wouldn't even have to sharpen them!
 
Mosse, I be calling your number right now
 
I love the throwing competition idea, but that seems a little...uhh... counter productive?lol

Should come up with like a competition to appeal to ESEE's customer service, with the most ridiculous way to break a knife. Like "oh I fell and my portable dildo chipped the blade! pls replace for me!!" but something more elaborate. just my .02
 
Sig_Op said:
me as well!!

lets begin
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Hey, get in line, I posted first, so, it should be mine. Besides, I got common sense, no morals, but hey, 1 outta 2 ain't bad.:D

Moose
 
If the idea of an ESEE throwing knife isn't that far fetched, maybe hold a design contest for said thrower?

Edit: Or even if not, maybe for best/funniest ESEE Thrower design concept.
 
funny how the email that sparked this whole thing was full of praise for how awesome your company is and now he's being a little girl about his own stupidity...


just curious though... if i were to win the od serrated 3 and *accidentally* break it on throw 1001, can i get a clip point, serrated 3 mil as a replacement? ;)
 
okay, okay, I'm sorry!!! I'm kinda manic so will you please just send me back my knives !!! My address may differ a little from your records but that's okay, I promise I won't send them back..


P.S. I'll also throw in the .44cent stamp I was gonna use to spread the news about this shoddy company called ESEE, that way you're really out nothing..

ETA: how about you make a contest to see how fast I open the package with all 3 knives in it with a p38 ~
 
TheLastDaze said:
okay, okay, I'm sorry!!! I'm kinda manic so will you please just send me back my knives !!! My address may differ a little from your records but that's okay, I promise I won't send them back..


P.S. I'll also throw in the .44cent stamp I was gonna use to spread the news about this shoddy company called ESEE, that way you're really out nothing..

ETA: how about you make a contest to see how fast I open the package with all 3 knives in it with a p38 ~
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Good thinking. You should win all 3!
 
I don't see his point in sending back over $200 worth of knives.

The contest to see who gets them should be interesting though:D
 
I was pissed at Toyota after the second engine went south in my truck. I didn't sneak in one night and leave it on their lot though. (Although I have to admit I wanted to start kicking everyone's ass in japanese restaurants after that - that all ended after I lost the first fight though)
 
Did he REALLY send them back or is he just blowing smoke. LOL... man, this whole story is too odd. LOL

I dont have a need for any of those blades, but I think what you are suggesting here is hilarious!
 
No, he sent them back with a one page typed letter. Even quoted some bible scripture in the letter and told us how Christian and patriotic he was. Seriously.
 
R.A.T. said:
No, he sent them back with a one page typed letter. Even quoted some bible scripture in the letter and told us how Christian and patriotic he was. Seriously.
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To quote Ace Ventura, "ALLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIGHTY THEN."

Moose
 
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