The guy that was throwing his knives

What a moron. I guess the positive on this is that this doofus no longer has these knives anymore....they certainly weren't worthy of them.

Here's what we do. We have a "Knives of the Tard" contest. In order to qualify for the running for the Knives of the Tard, you must prove how stupid you are. Something totally random for laughs. For must of us here this shouldn't be too hard. Just film or photograph yourself doing something totally moronic.

Doesn't have to be knife or outdoor related. In fact it would probably be best we stay away from sharp and or pointed items, electricity, firearms, wild boars, rockets, Justin Beiber, ponys, fresh fruit, pointed sticks, automobiles, paper clips and pandas just to name a few.

May the best dumbass win!!
 
How did I miss 3 pages of epic internet win by coming in to this thread late.

That's hilarious. I wish I had enough money to give $250 worth of knives back to the company based on a temper tantrum. I bet he wakes up feeling like an epic douch-lord.

Hahahahaha, this thread is gold.
 
adaman04 said:
That's hilarious. I wish I had enough money to give $250 worth of knives back to the company based on a temper tantrum. I bet he wakes up feeling like an epic douch-lord.
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I think that is where you are wrong. I think anyone that would invoke both religiosity and hollow jingoism in the same statement over throwing or not throwing a knife, to a company rep is so incredibly and hopelessly self-deluded... He's going to wake up with righteous indignation and nothing remotely resembling reality.
 
DH1 said:
If I remember correctly, Jeff said he would replace the broken knife, so this guy's main problem was Jeff asking him not to throw his knives.
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We did in fact replace a broken knife his friend had been throwing. We simply asked them not to throw them anymore because they were not throwing knives and it was idiotic to do so. He proceeded to get his feelings hurt because no company is suppsoe to call their customer's action idiotic, even if it's true. My response was (chuckle) "well, if the shoe fits."
 
psychophipps said:
As an aside, there is a theory gaining acceptance that Joseph was actually a day laborer rather than a carpenter due to recent finds. Jesus might have had an even more humble beginning than was originally thought.
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Holy shit let's not go there because there's gonna be a lot of knives for sale in the exchange forum if we do! Religion is OFF LIMITS on this forum. Period.
 
Priceless.....

Im down for whatever contest, would love to claim the 3 serrated!

I guess this answers my question of "Are people really this sensitive?" oh well, in this case it equals contests and free knifes!
 
No Becker Knives on this forum and no religion. I like those rules. Ethan Becker is an evil man!
 
Will there be a link to the contest on this thread? Ya'll are awesome btw...

...not that you didn't know what already :)
 
Don Rearic said:
I think that is where you are wrong. I think anyone that would invoke both religiosity and hollow jingoism in the same statement over throwing or not throwing a knife, to a company rep is so incredibly and hopelessly self-deluded... He's going to wake up with righteous indignation and nothing remotely resembling reality.
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I have no damn clue what you just said :D

My buddy once threw my RC3 at a tree. I threw a punch at his shoulder. Not so surprisingly the RC3 held up much better than my man-girl friend :D I may send that knife back come to think of it... What an idiot.
 
I always like it when we can get in about 10 good jabs at Becker knives before Moose finds out. He has a lot of catching up to do.
 
Wow well this thread just seals the deal.
I'm off to order an Esee 6 right now. The owners/people in charge just have too much common sense.

As far as the contest, I'm reminded of the Klondike ice cream commercials...

"What would you Do-oo-oo for a free ESEE?"
 
djacobs28056 said:
Wow well this thread just seals the deal.
I'm off to order an Esee 6 right now. The owners/people in charge just have too much common sense.

As far as the contest, I'm reminded of the Klondike ice cream commercials...

"What would you Do-oo-oo for a free ESEE?"
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what wouldn't I do? I've been wanting one for a while:)
 
gundude73 said:
if Jeff said "whoever posts a pic of themselves totaling their car first wins an izula" people would do it.... :eek:
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Here's my totalled truck... I didn't do it myself though - some idiot feel asleep at the wheel and nailed me doing 50mph while I was stopped. I got pinned between said idiot and a tractor trailer :)

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myright said:
Here's my totalled truck... I didn't do it myself though - some idiot feel asleep at the wheel and nailed me doing 50mph while I was stopped. I got pinned between said idiot and a tractor trailer :)

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That'll buff right out.
 
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