The guy who always has a knife!

I apologize if this annoys you but, may I have a link to where you found the exact image you have cuz even googling the name I still cant find it.
Well, I can't PM your account and I'm not sure if I should link the actual image in the regular forum but the artist's name is Tsukishiro Saika. Second Google result. You ought to be able to dig it up with that. Horny bastard.
 
Well, I can't PM your account and I'm not sure if I should link the actual image in the regular forum but the artist's name is Tsukishiro Saika. Second Google result. You ought to be able to dig it up with that. Horny bastard.
Lmao.
 
You know what, I think the real joke here is a subtle one that everyone keeps missing.
The guy offering his knife is not the joke, it's the other two who don't carry knives saying " if we need a knife we'll ask ".

Think about it, the guy with the knife is just trying to help others while the idiots who don't have them are being mean and rude to him.
But if course " if we need a knife we'll ask ", because they don't like the fact that he carries a knife and won't carry their own but also won't hesitate to borrow his.

Those two other guys are the real joke in this video if you ask me :D
 
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My friends have a running joke whenever they are opening a package. "Hey, does anyone have a scissors?" knowing I'm going to pull out a knife to use before anyone can answer.
 
I would fancy nothing else more than discussing this further over a hot bowl of smoking Bishop! My grandfather was dying to visit the UK but unfortunately only flew over it! Good day sir!
Kudos to your Grandfather, and bless him. The Americans brightened us up and helped the Russians to win it, but we didn’t see much of those armed forces until 1942. None, in fact. For us it started in 1939. Blitzkrieg. My own street, in the East End of London, has an interesting wartime history, if a bit brutal. When I was growing up there were still bomb sites, unbuilt over, and that was in the 70’s. Domestic war deaths are more recent in my country, barring the horrific acts of 2001 in NYC, God bless all their souls

Going back to the topic, I myself am usually the one who people rely upon to not just have a cutting edge, legal, but also the one who can do ‘stuff’.
 
Well, I can't PM your account and I'm not sure if I should link the actual image in the regular forum but the artist's name is Tsukishiro Saika. Second Google result. You ought to be able to dig it up with that. Horny bastard.

I just thought she was cute , but I saw that coming :rolleyes::p
 
Kudos to your Grandfather, and bless him. The Americans brightened us up and helped the Russians to win it, but we didn’t see much of those armed forces until 1942. None, in fact. For us it started in 1939. Blitzkrieg. My own street, in the East End of London, has an interesting wartime history, if a bit brutal. When I was growing up there were still bomb sites, unbuilt over, and that was in the 70’s. Domestic war deaths are more recent in my country, barring the horrific acts of 2001 in NYC, God bless all their souls

Going back to the topic, I myself am usually the one who people rely upon to not just have a cutting edge, legal, but also the one who can do ‘stuff’.
I hate to mention this Pilsner Pilsner but your mainland suffered no such blitzkrieg. Look up the definition and the facts will be obvious. Also, we didn't help the Russians win. We took back the most important parts of what the axis powers stole (they did so with blitzkrieg) and stopped your country from being taken over.. Please don't belittle that point in the same way Sosa has belittled your country. Getting into a pissing match about WWII is not an argument you can win and nor should you try. Be grateful.
 
. . . yeah it's pretty fortunate I ride a bicycle to commute to work.
I'm the type that if I drove a truck around town / to work I wouldn't just have my tool box with mini air compressor, I would have my TIG welder and metal lathe in the shell . . . because you never know . . .

I can't imagine walking around without some kind of little cutty thing.
I was born to work with my hands and fix stuff. That almost always involves cutting into, slicing, trimming off, deburing, notching . . . something.

I belong to that endangered (soon to be extinct ???) force known as the Gearhead Nerd Brigade.
Or . . . in the words of one of our leaders who, fortunately for me, helped to train me in the finer points :

It's mind over matter. I mind and you don't matter.​

He wasn't popular with bosses but guess who they called on when their computer chip manufacturing plant crapped the comforter ?
Yup.
 
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. . . yeah it's pretty fortunate I ride a bicycle to commute to work.
I'm the type that if I drove a truck around town / to work I wouldn't just have my tool box with mini air compressor, I would have my TIG welder and metal lathe in the shell . . . because you never know . . .

One should never underestimate the power of an air compressor to get work done--or launch duck tape projectiles. I think you would like my Dad, he comes from the same school of thought, and I keep hoping he will wander by my house with one of his welders. I have projects.....
 
I hate to mention this Pilsner Pilsner but your mainland suffered no such blitzkrieg. Look up the definition and the facts will be obvious. Also, we didn't help the Russians win. We took back the most important parts of what the axis powers stole (they did so with blitzkrieg) and stopped your country from being taken over.. Please don't belittle that point in the same way Sosa has belittled your country. Getting into a pissing match about WWII is not an argument you can win and nor should you try. Be grateful.

I mean, it gets way off topic from knives, but really there’s a lot of back patting to go around in that regard.

Had the Brits not stemmed the tide of the Nazi war machine for the first few years, the Germans would have just had too much momentum to be beatable and we’d all be speaking German right now.

Had the USA not rolled into Europe and Asia like a freight train with fresh troops and gear for the last few years of the war, the Brit’s couldn’t have withstood the withering attacks much longer and we'd all be speaking German right now.

Had the Germans and Soviets not token the Molotov-Rittencof pact, Germany wouldn’t have had to fight a two front war. Remember that Russia absorbed more casualties than all other allied powers combined. So really, major credit goes to the Ruskies.

There are a load more variables at play here, but really what it comes down to is that the outcome of WW2 was so dependent on the specific way it played out that as soon as you start playing the game of “what if,” it becomes easy to conjur plenty of ways we could have lost that war.

Anyway, just to get us back on track... I HAZ KNAFES!!!
 
We took back the most important parts of what the axis powers stole (they did so with blitzkrieg) and stopped your country from being taken over..

CHILL !
It looks like a COMBINED effort now.

There has been some interesting info declassified of late :
I was looking for the documentary that I watched but one would have to go to PBS.
Here is a LINK>>>>> to some info in print

and a quote from that page paraphrased for brevity :

After the fall of France, Great Britain stood alone under air assault by Germany’s Luftwaffe bombers and suffered from German U-boat attacks on its sea supply lines. British military scientists had been developing technologies such as jet engines, anti-submarine devices, explosives and radar, but lacked the resources to continue. That’s when Prime Minister Winston Churchill ordered his scientists to offer their research secrets to the United States in hopes of also receiving the benefits of U.S. research.
. . . .
One of the research goodies offered by the British included a radio tube called the cavity magnetron. It was exactly what Loomis and his research group had been looking for: a compact microwave device capable of enabling more accurate radar and the use of smaller antennas that could even be carried by aircraft.

. . . led to the founding of the Radiation Lab, known as the “Rad Lab,” at MIT.
. . . (in the US)
The Rad Lab’s crucial wartime work led to radar technologies that guided Allied bombers and paratroopers to their targets, enabled Allied ships to blindly track and fire upon enemy ships at night, and provided automatic targeting systems for clusters of antiaircraft guns to efficiently shoot down both Axis aircraft and German V-1 rockets. Such radar may not have won the war all on its own, but it undoubtedly saved lives on the Allied side and enabled Allied forces to outfight their Axis counterparts in Europe and in the Pacific.

For example, an increasingly desperate Germany launched its V-1 rocket blitz against London in 1944 that involved almost 7,500 of the so-called “buzz bombs.” In response, the Rad Lab rushed its radar-controlled antiaircraft gun targeting system over to England and trained the antiaircraft gun crews in its usage. The British commander of the Antiaircraft Command described the solution as follows: “It seemed to us that the obvious answer to the robot target of the flying bomb . . . was a robot defense.”

. . .
Once the automated guns moved to the coastlines, they shot down 1,286 V-1 rockets between July 17 and August 31. That was the equivalent of 34 percent of all V-1 rockets launched against Great Britain during that period. It was quite an accomplishment considering that the V-1 rockets were fairly small compared with aircraft and typically flew at 380 miles per hour at low altitudes
 
CHILL !
It looks like a COMBINED effort now.

There has been some interesting info declassified of late :
I was looking for the documentary that I watched but one would have to go to PBS.
Here is a LINK>>>>> to some info in print

and a quote from that page paraphrased for brevity :

After the fall of France, Great Britain stood alone under air assault by Germany’s Luftwaffe bombers and suffered from German U-boat attacks on its sea supply lines. British military scientists had been developing technologies such as jet engines, anti-submarine devices, explosives and radar, but lacked the resources to continue. That’s when Prime Minister Winston Churchill ordered his scientists to offer their research secrets to the United States in hopes of also receiving the benefits of U.S. research.
. . . .
One of the research goodies offered by the British included a radio tube called the cavity magnetron. It was exactly what Loomis and his research group had been looking for: a compact microwave device capable of enabling more accurate radar and the use of smaller antennas that could even be carried by aircraft.

. . . led to the founding of the Radiation Lab, known as the “Rad Lab,” at MIT.
. . . (in the US)
The Rad Lab’s crucial wartime work led to radar technologies that guided Allied bombers and paratroopers to their targets, enabled Allied ships to blindly track and fire upon enemy ships at night, and provided automatic targeting systems for clusters of antiaircraft guns to efficiently shoot down both Axis aircraft and German V-1 rockets. Such radar may not have won the war all on its own, but it undoubtedly saved lives on the Allied side and enabled Allied forces to outfight their Axis counterparts in Europe and in the Pacific.

For example, an increasingly desperate Germany launched its V-1 rocket blitz against London in 1944 that involved almost 7,500 of the so-called “buzz bombs.” In response, the Rad Lab rushed its radar-controlled antiaircraft gun targeting system over to England and trained the antiaircraft gun crews in its usage. The British commander of the Antiaircraft Command described the solution as follows: “It seemed to us that the obvious answer to the robot target of the flying bomb . . . was a robot defense.”

. . .
Once the automated guns moved to the coastlines, they shot down 1,286 V-1 rockets between July 17 and August 31. That was the equivalent of 34 percent of all V-1 rockets launched against Great Britain during that period. It was quite an accomplishment considering that the V-1 rockets were fairly small compared with aircraft and typically flew at 380 miles per hour at low altitudes
Um, you chill. We won that war.
 
Well, I didn't help win WW2, and doubt anyone alive to post in this thread did either.
I did laugh at the video though that started this thread. :)

My wife laughed too, and it seemed to remind her a bit of me. ;)
 
That was good!

People I know always comes to me looking for a knife because they know I will have one. They also know I will not let them use it, so I'm always asked to cut this, open that, etc. I'm generally viewed as a very handy person to have around.
 
Kudos to your Grandfather, and bless him. The Americans brightened us up and helped the Russians to win it, but we didn’t see much of those armed forces until 1942. None, in fact. For us it started in 1939. Blitzkrieg. My own street, in the East End of London, has an interesting wartime history, if a bit brutal. When I was growing up there were still bomb sites, unbuilt over, and that was in the 70’s. Domestic war deaths are more recent in my country, barring the horrific acts of 2001 in NYC, God bless all their souls

Going back to the topic, I myself am usually the one who people rely upon to not just have a cutting edge, legal, but also the one who can do ‘stuff’.
What London experienced during the bombing was called 'The Blitz' (not Blitzkrieg).
 
One guy makes a comment (obviously a joke) aimed at the socialist elite of the U.K. who are attempting to appear to do something about violent crime by banning everyday objects that criminals in prison have no problems making out of shaving razors and tooth brushes or a sharpened piece of metal broken off of a locker, a bunk or from the license plate factory.

Guy from the U.K. gets offended (I'm not sure why. Is he a socialist idiot who believes that banning knives will prevent criminals from sticking them in people?) because he's British.

Another dude starts talking about Blitzkrieg.

Another guy goes all the way back to Molotov-Ribbentrop.

Another guy points out that what Britain suffered was called the Blitz all the while two dudes are not so subtly talking about anime porn.

Y'all are insane.

Maybe next time just talk smack about socialist idiots from the get go who ban knives (and guns) and do their best to repress free people regardless of where they live.
 
One guy makes a comment (obviously a joke) aimed at the socialist elite of the U.K. who are attempting to appear to do something about violent crime by banning everyday objects that criminals in prison have no problems making out of shaving razors and tooth brushes or a sharpened piece of metal broken off of a locker, a bunk or from the license plate factory.

Guy from the U.K. gets offended (I'm not sure why. Is he a socialist idiot who believes that banning knives will prevent criminals from sticking them in people?) because he's British.

Another dude starts talking about Blitzkrieg.

Another guy goes all the way back to Molotov-Ribbentrop.

Another guy points out that what Britain suffered was called the Blitz all the while two dudes are not so subtly talking about anime porn.

Y'all are insane.

Maybe next time just talk smack about socialist idiots from the get go who ban knives (and guns) and do their best to repress free people regardless of where they live.
One person has almost miraculously managed to be a member since since 2008 whilst being oblivious to forum rules.
You might want to amend your post. You risk getting dinged for insults and politics in GKD.
 
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