The Hunting of the Snark - Beckerized

[The Warrior]

Hey Dubz, did you add a sink nozzle to your Zodi shower?

Huh uh. I've never even used it yet, haha. We're mostly there for over nighters. I hope it works.

 

[The Warrior]

Damn, don't use your shower, and kill the snark thread.

 

[Tdhurl1103]

something smells funny

 

[The Warrior]

something smells funny

I farted.

 

[mountainmist]

I farted.

I like turtles. They kinda stink.

 

[worldwood]

Jack her up, grab the wheel and see how much play you have.

I've tried this with my wife, it never really works though....

I tried too, it worked even less well!

You better leave TD's wife alone before he jacks YOU up!!

something smells funny

I farted.

I like turtles. They kinda stink.

Is that another way of saying you think you would like warriors farts

 

[Jerry D.]

You better leave TD's wife alone before he jacks YOU UP!!

After he eats your turkey leg!

Is that another way of saying you think you would like warriors farts

That exactly how I understood it too.

 

[Tdhurl1103]

After he eats your turkey leg!

In my younger days I was a leg man. These day I'm all about the breast. You know, gotta move quick or else the opportunity goes away.

 

[Bladite]

mmm, that's like an hour's work with a good splitting axe

 

[worldwood]

In my younger days I was a leg man. These day I'm all about the breast. You know, gotta move quick or else the opportunity goes away.

Im all about the booty


.....Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[worldwood]

mmm, that's like an hour's work with a good splitting axe

Thats a real good axe.. PLUS a lot of red bulls to finish splitting all that in an hour

 

[Tdhurl1103]

Im all about the booty


.....Wait, what are we talking about?

I think you talking about piracy

 

[TBL]

So, I kinda had a 'moment' tonight. I am extreamly blessed with the most amazing family. It takes quite a bit to get serious emotions out of me. Tonight I got choked up a little bit just thinking about just how lucky I am and how well they know and understand me. We celebrated my mother in law's 40th (60th) birthday and my birthday from Monday together. After dinner we got our gifts, and all my inlaws pitched in and got me;

Apparently my brother in law orchestrated the getting together of things and had been sitting on his fingers for almost 2 months holding onto it for me. I was floored! They understand me so well in fact that they handed me a piece of paper and told me to go take my photos lol.
All together I got two wicked editions to my EDC!

I win the best famly of ever!

 

[Tdhurl1103]

Cool gifts!!! Lucky dawg you.

 

[Jonny1280]

Nice TBL!
Very nice. You're a lucky dawg indeed!

 

[Chameleonbear]

Very nice sir! It's always lovely to get a li'l something something that you want from family! From anyone really, but family in particular!

 

[Jonny1280]

Im all about the booty


.....Wait, what are we talking about?

Yarrr!!!
Da booty....

 

[Chameleonbear]

Oh, Trade... expect the unexpected tomorrow.

 

[TBL]

Thank you sirs,

Yep I definitely hit the jackpot in the family category!

 

[worldwood]

Congrats TBL, nice scores!!


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