As most of you here are aware, i'm currently on a Spyderco kick, Sal and Co.'s blades have hooked me in like no other, they're the only knives i own multiples of, and they comprise 99% of my meager collection
i discovered that my local sporting goods store (Kittery Trading Post in Kittery, Maine) takes knives as well as firearms in trade for store credit/cash, so i grabbed my least favorite knives (Buck 110, nice knife but just doesn't fit my hand, and the brass tarnishes easily in my humid house (note to self, don't store knives near crawfish aquarium...) and Gerber Truss 2.0) and traded them in for store credit
i went over to the knife counter, trying to decide between another Cricket, a used Pro-Grip, or....hmm, lets check out the Kershaws, they seem to be well regarded here on BF....
hmmm....i've always wondered about assisted openers, lets check out the Chive....
nice crisp opening, good blade design, but...it just seems too small (says the owner of a Spyderco Jester....
) and the metal scales are a little slippery, let me check out the Scallion, it's a little bigger and looks more "bang around in the pocket" freindly....
as soon as i pick up the Scallion, it just feels right, first knife brand since Spyderco that's just "felt right" in my hand, thick enough to give decent grip, durable plastic body with metal liners, decent blade length, and a *little* more "sheeple-freindly" (**Footnote 1) blade shape....
the blade snaps open with an authoritative snap, and locks up solidly, *no* motion, laterally or vertically, and even though it uses "low end" steel (420HC), it's *shaving sharp* out of the box...
this is a *very* nice little blade, the only "sheeple-scaring" capacity it has would be the assisted-opening system, i can already hear the "He's got a *SWITCHBLADE!*" cries of horror (***Footnote 2) from the addled masses
since i don't feel like explaining the differences between a switchblade and an AO to the addled masses, i'll simply do a mock "2-handed" open in front of sheeple, either that, or use my more "sheeple freindly" "cute" Spyderco Cricket (which, ironically is a *nastier* cutting knife than the Scallion, it just looks "cuter") if i have to cut something in front of the sheeple....
Nice work Kershaw and Ken Onion, you've got a winner on your hands, and i'm not easy to impress (Wow, a BLUE CAR!) (****Footnote 3) i look forward to adding some more Kershaw blades to my collection (*****Footnote 42)
(**Footnote 1 ) somehow, the sheeple in my area think the Native is a "scary looking" knife, i have *no idea* what they're smoking, how is it possible for anyone except the most brain-damaged sheeple to see the Native as "scary", heck, these morons even think the lowly Jester is "scary", must be the Spyderhole....
(***Footnote 2) yeah, like i can do any real damage with a sub 3" blade..... not that i'd want to, i'd imagine it'd be a real pain in the arse to clean out, lots of nooks and crannies to hold the melted butter....oops, wrong advert.... err....to hold the hemoglobin compounds
(****Footnote 3) i just spent a good half hour torture testing a brand new bone-stock (512MB RAM) Intel-based iMac Core Duo, trying to get it to crash by overloading the processor, with 25 QuickTime movies looping, iTunes visualizer running, a DVD playing, streaming video off the internet, running the Unix "TOP" command in the Terminal, and running Process Viewer, all at the *same time*, pegging the processor at 100% usage and reducing the QT vids to a slide show, the poor thing was screaming in pain (as was my external hard drive), after the test, the salesguys asked what i thought of the iMac....
"Meh, it's okay, i was expecting better....."
(that torture test is *designed* to bring a computer to it's knees, and make it cry for it's mother(board), it was actually pretty impressive a bone stock iMac could withstand that torture, but i was expecting more, as i said, i'm hard to impress)
(*****Footnote 42) Isn't it fun reading all the footnotes?....
i discovered that my local sporting goods store (Kittery Trading Post in Kittery, Maine) takes knives as well as firearms in trade for store credit/cash, so i grabbed my least favorite knives (Buck 110, nice knife but just doesn't fit my hand, and the brass tarnishes easily in my humid house (note to self, don't store knives near crawfish aquarium...) and Gerber Truss 2.0) and traded them in for store credit
i went over to the knife counter, trying to decide between another Cricket, a used Pro-Grip, or....hmm, lets check out the Kershaws, they seem to be well regarded here on BF....
hmmm....i've always wondered about assisted openers, lets check out the Chive....
nice crisp opening, good blade design, but...it just seems too small (says the owner of a Spyderco Jester....

as soon as i pick up the Scallion, it just feels right, first knife brand since Spyderco that's just "felt right" in my hand, thick enough to give decent grip, durable plastic body with metal liners, decent blade length, and a *little* more "sheeple-freindly" (**Footnote 1) blade shape....
the blade snaps open with an authoritative snap, and locks up solidly, *no* motion, laterally or vertically, and even though it uses "low end" steel (420HC), it's *shaving sharp* out of the box...
this is a *very* nice little blade, the only "sheeple-scaring" capacity it has would be the assisted-opening system, i can already hear the "He's got a *SWITCHBLADE!*" cries of horror (***Footnote 2) from the addled masses
since i don't feel like explaining the differences between a switchblade and an AO to the addled masses, i'll simply do a mock "2-handed" open in front of sheeple, either that, or use my more "sheeple freindly" "cute" Spyderco Cricket (which, ironically is a *nastier* cutting knife than the Scallion, it just looks "cuter") if i have to cut something in front of the sheeple....
Nice work Kershaw and Ken Onion, you've got a winner on your hands, and i'm not easy to impress (Wow, a BLUE CAR!) (****Footnote 3) i look forward to adding some more Kershaw blades to my collection (*****Footnote 42)
(**Footnote 1 ) somehow, the sheeple in my area think the Native is a "scary looking" knife, i have *no idea* what they're smoking, how is it possible for anyone except the most brain-damaged sheeple to see the Native as "scary", heck, these morons even think the lowly Jester is "scary", must be the Spyderhole....
(***Footnote 2) yeah, like i can do any real damage with a sub 3" blade..... not that i'd want to, i'd imagine it'd be a real pain in the arse to clean out, lots of nooks and crannies to hold the melted butter....oops, wrong advert.... err....to hold the hemoglobin compounds
(****Footnote 3) i just spent a good half hour torture testing a brand new bone-stock (512MB RAM) Intel-based iMac Core Duo, trying to get it to crash by overloading the processor, with 25 QuickTime movies looping, iTunes visualizer running, a DVD playing, streaming video off the internet, running the Unix "TOP" command in the Terminal, and running Process Viewer, all at the *same time*, pegging the processor at 100% usage and reducing the QT vids to a slide show, the poor thing was screaming in pain (as was my external hard drive), after the test, the salesguys asked what i thought of the iMac....
"Meh, it's okay, i was expecting better....."
(that torture test is *designed* to bring a computer to it's knees, and make it cry for it's mother(board), it was actually pretty impressive a bone stock iMac could withstand that torture, but i was expecting more, as i said, i'm hard to impress)
(*****Footnote 42) Isn't it fun reading all the footnotes?....