So barely 24 hours after I bought it, my Peanut bit the hell outta me with the Pen blade. The spring in my pen is just a hair shy of nail breaker, and it latched onto my index finger like a razor sharp clothespin. Blood everywhere, so I bandage it up, and head to the ER. Thinking I am gonna get my first stitches. Well low and behold, when they take the bloody bandage off, you cant even see the cut, a little water and it finally becomes visible. I can flex my finger and it doesn't reopen. Doc puts some suture tape on it, puts it in a splint, and sends me on my way. Honestly, the tape and splint was probably overkill at that point, it had closed up so well.
Was hoping some blood was on the blade, and I might have left a patina using my own blood (now that would be a cool forced patina), but it had cut clean enough that it still looked brand new. Oh well, still my knife the old fashioned way now.