Just got back from a grueling 14-hour day at MEPs (don't join the Army if you don't have patience, folks), and what do I find? My SAKs from RemyKaze!
My 8-year old and my 11-year old sisters love them; they're constantly making beads and doing crafts so these knives will come in handy! I even gave one to my cranky, knife-hating 16-year old sister...she accepted it suspiciously at first, but I just caught her trimming her fingernails with it while watching "The Bourne Identity"...miracles do happen, people!

I'm going to clean and oil them and they'll be ready for proper use. I'm also giving one to my 2 brothers; one is a Boy Scout and one works in retail and has been searching for a little keychain knife. I, myself, will keep one on my keychain as a backup to my main EDC.
Thank you so much, RemyKaze! You're the best!