The MEGALODON !!!! The Fiercest War Hawk Ever Made!!!!

Schuey2002 said:
Well, since I can't have one of Jerry's Megalodons, I guess Jennifer's Crash Axe will have to suffice.... :)
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I am going to use mine to crash through the wall of the Busse Shop, so I can look around for my Megalodon and a folder. :thumbup:
 
Just don't use it to crash my place looking for my Megalodon and folder! I'll have to snipe ya!
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
I am going to use mine to crash through the wall of the Busse Shop, so I can look around for my Megalodon and a folder. :thumbup:
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If I did that, what with my luck, I'd "Crash" right into Jerry's office..........

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... only to find a sober Jerry, just getting done cleaning a couple of his .45's !!!! :eek: :eek:
 
Schuey2002 said:
If I did that, what with my luck, I'd "Crash" right into Jerry's office..........

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... only to find a sober Jerry, just getting done cleaning a couple of his .45's !!!! :eek: :eek:
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yeah, better bring along some good Scotch, just in case. . .
 
Just wondering what a "custom" run would look like, or if such a thing is possible. Starting at 3-4 and counting?

PS - please, no folding meg's
 
Maybe it just needs a name Jerry can use:
Soul-Scatterer
Queen of Hearts (for Amy)
King-Maker
Battle/Combat Queen
 
Master Blade Smith said:
Nice fantasy axe. Completly useless in the field or on a mission. Pretty to look at.
MBS
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How do you figure? :confused:

It is fully functional. Perhaps it is mostly a combat hawk, but it would certainly be no slouch at other tasks.

Are you "Cap'n 5 Posts" alter ego? :D


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Now THERE is a Tactical hawk that I wont make fun of!

Now, what organ do I have to sell to get one....
 
Mr. Finkelstein,I see the spike end being stuck into more things than you can count, until it becomes round at the end. The beveled axe side has a very limited striking edge making it hard to use for real hatchet / axe type chopping.The teeth at the top are pretty to look at as well.But for what? The weight and proportion are not suited for a days hard labor setting up a campsite and supplying enough wood without wrist fatigue galore. Perhaps Gil Hibben lost the plans for this one? Just a different opinion. I realise I should not have voiced it the way everyone else lauds Jerry's work on this but again this is just a different opinion and pictures do not tell the whole story ever.
God Bless,
MBS
 
Master Blade Smith said:
Mr. Finkelstein,I see the spike end being stuck into more things than you can count, until it becomes round at the end. The beveled axe side has a very limited striking edge making it hard to use for real hatchet / axe type chopping.The teeth at the top are pretty to look at as well.But for what? The weight and proportion are not suited for a days hard labor setting up a campsite and supplying enough wood without wrist fatigue galore. Perhaps Gil Hibben lost the plans for this one? Just a different opinion. I realise I should not have voiced it the way everyone else lauds Jerry's work on this but again this is just a different opinion and pictures do not tell the whole story ever.
God Bless,
MBS
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MBS,

It is clearly identified in the title of this thread as a "War Hawk" . .. not a "Camp Axe". .. . .Therefore your observations are moot. The Megalodon has hollow ground bevels for deep slashing, along with a serrated top edge that easily shreds body armor along with an extra long spike for puncturing armored helmets, vests, etc. . . I agree with you that it is everything and anything that a good "Camp Axe" shouldn't be.
 
Why are we getting this influx of loud mouth know it alls as of late. Come in for a pot shot or two and run. Don't they know we have better things to do like pack for Blade and exercise our livers?

It obviously isn't a camp axe, who the hell would try to use it as such?
 
It obviously isn't a camp axe, who the hell would try to use it as such?
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I will. Just try to stop me!! Bwaahahahahahahaha! :p

Of course, it will also see alot of duty cutting everything from cantelope to kindling for my backyard grille.. :D
 
It is fully functional. Perhaps it is mostly a combat hawk, but it would certainly be no slouch at other tasks.
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Yes, but first you will have to hit the gym so you can swing it without falling down :D
 
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