The New Snark

[Jerry D.]

I feel the need for a machete... The dilemma is whether to get the Ka Bar Cutlass or the Grass Machete.

I never need to baton 4" hardwood, but I do for "testing", and a little because the lady's dig it.

Damn straight, son.

 

[mountainmist]

Hey Jerry, I've played with the Cutlass Machete, It is a beast! If I was lookin' for a 'cete I'd get that. Very cool Knife.

EDIT: also, the Grass Machete doesn't look anywhere near as cool as the Cutlass.

 

[Jerry D.]

Good point... I'm a shallow person. Looks are important.

 

[Guyon]

Anchor Down, beeyotches. Vanderbilt won its first men's national championship. Screw James Franklin.

 

[KP]

I feel the need for a machete... The dilemma is whether to get the Ka Bar Cutlass or the Grass Machete.

This one works pretty good.

 

[Chameleonbear]

So, in my entire life, I've only used one hashtag and it was a joke from a friend who is pregnant. The problem is the hashtag is an octothorp which is also used to indicate numbers so today when informing my boss the room number the patient is in I said the patient is in room #icantseemyvagina XXX and it wasn't till she responded that I noticed just what the bloody hell I had said.

 

[stvpourciau]

I feel the need for a machete... The dilemma is whether to get the Ka Bar Cutlass or the Grass Machete.

Neither, get the kukri.

 

[stvpourciau]

Just once, I'd like to see this thread get to 69.

 

[Chameleonbear]

Just once, I'd like to see this thread get to 69.

69? 69 what?

 

[stvpourciau]

69? 69 what?

Your mom...

 

[Chameleonbear]

Your mom...

If you really want to, you're welcome to try, personally the geriatric thing doesn't do anything for me.

 

[Guyon]

Neither, get the kukri.

+1

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1187380

 

[Psyop]

I feel the need for a machete... The dilemma is whether to get the Ka Bar Cutlass or the Grass Machete.



Damn straight, son.

Parangatang

 

[granitestateofmind]

I asked Angie, "What do you call baby turkeys, anyway?"

"Goblets!"

*facepalm*

That's funny. They're actually called poults. And just for your edification, baby swans are called "cygnets".

 

[Psyop]

Goslings

 

[Tankerwolf]

Goslings

That's the chick with ten kids on TV right?

 

[Psyop]

Duggers have like 18 kids

 

[worldwood]

That's funny. They're actually called poults. And just for your edification, baby swans are called "cygnets".

Baby unicorns are called candy corns, and a line of candy corns give you corn rows to the treasure pot.

And just for your edification, baby dragons are called Geico. That is all.

 

[zzyzzogeton]

[video=youtube_share;Rk8pRJ7jV94]http://youtu.be/Rk8pRJ7jV94[/video]

Boom then this happens.

I'm betting "treestand guy" had food in his day pack and the bear was tracking the scent of the food.

 

[Jerry D.]

Neither, get the kukri.

+1

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1187380

Awww - come on!

Parangatang

Hmmm... Not only is Parangatang fun to say, but it is a hell of a lot of fun. Actually, those don't cost as much as I was thought they would.