The official “things you can do with a sharpened pry bar thread”

[Brenmack]

Do some night time window "shopping"

For the lucky 20, picture reviews or these ideas are worthless... we will know who you are.

 

[91bravo]

Spread peanut butter on your toast.

 

[fullswing]

Admiring while you think about all the things you could do with it.

 

[Blues]

Spread peanut butter on your toast.

We know you prefer marmalade on your toast points, m'lord.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Breaking knee caps

 

[91bravo]

We know you prefer marmalade on your toast points, m'lord.

Marmalade AND peanut butter! It would make a good fortune cookie splitter too.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Collecting debts

 

[Blues]

Playing "Mumbly Peg".

(Don't be the loser.)

 

[Hammer67]

Tortilla flipper

Grill lifter

Cat launcher

 

[fullswing]

Removing the fingers of those that steal from you.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

I seriously almost jumped on the wagon to try and buy one in the sale today. Thinking of the remodeling and demolition I need to do really made me want one.
Tearing up the tile floor, ripping down drywall, prying apart the wall studs, scraping up grout, chiseling pockets for door hinges, punching out notches for flooring and base boards......
Had to talk myself down and walk away from the edge.
I definitely think it will be a useful tool!

 

[fullswing]

I seriously almost jumped on the wagon to try and buy one in the sale today. Thinking of the remodeling and demolition I need to do really made me want one.
Tearing up the tile floor, ripping down drywall, prying apart the wall studs, scraping up grout, chiseling pockets for door hinges, punching out notches for flooring and base boards......
Had to talk myself down and walk away from the edge.
I definitely think it will be a useful tool!

Thank you for being willing to proxy for me! If you do decide you want to get in on the sale for yourself, let me know!

 

[madcap_magician]

Mow your lawn with extreme prejudice then leave in a stone for a future king to be chosen by.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

 

[fullswing]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[ipal]

Trim nose hair & pry booger up

 

[bluemax_1]

Spread peanut butter on your toast.

"Spread chunky peanut butter on your toast".

Pretty sure Timmy's CPK butter knife wasn't warrantied for extreme use with chunky peanut butter

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Thank you for being willing to proxy for me! If you do decide you want to get in on the sale for yourself, let me know!

No problem. I'm not grabbing one. Happy to proxy

 

[Casinostocks]

Top 2 that no one talks about but I will because I’m an arse:

1- add to an already sprawling CPK collection
2- flip for profit or hold hostage on desirable trade fodder.
3- WHERE IS THE CPK FOLDER???!

All the best to those who are vying for one today. I’m cheering for all of you, not!

 

[bluemax_1]

Trim nose hair & pry booger up

How flared are your nostrils? Because they'll be plenty flared after using this

 

[bluemax_1]

1) peel a potato
2) impress your wife

Any other ideas???

... that you were crazy enough to spend $500 on a chisel (because that's how they'd see it)