The official “things you can do with a sharpened pry bar thread”

[David Mary]

"Spread chunky peanut butter on your toast".

You really expect the toast to survive that??

 

[91bravo]

"Spread chunky peanut butter on your toast".

Pretty sure Timmy's CPK butter knife wasn't warrantied for extreme use with chunky peanut butter

Chunky is my preference!

 

[AR-Trvlr]

Is "Sharpened Pry Bar" the official name for this pattern?

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[dtmbinb]

I've been waiting so long for a CPK neck knife! Finally!

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Cadaver breakdown and disposal.

Meal prep.



…perhaps that’s redundant, for some of us.

 

[bluemax_1]

Is "Sharpened Pry Bar" the official name for this pattern?

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CPK SPB
Sharpened Pry Bar
Spreader: Peanut Butter

Take your pick

 

[Hammer67]

CPK SPB
Sharpened Pry Bar
Spreader: Peanut Butter

Take your pick

The "SPB&J?"

 

[bluemax_1]

You really expect the toast to survive that??

"Wondracide: the act of murdering a slice of bread with a knife and cold butter".

The warranty is merely that the knife will survive. The bread isn't warrantied

 

[clinton1]

Gift to Chuck Norris (pocket knife for the 5th pocket of his jeans)

 

[clinton1]

Impromptu bike ramp for dirt bikes

 

[clinton1]

Gift to Chuck Norris (pocket knife for the 5th pocket of his jeans)

So he can shave his beard

 

[clinton1]

Make delicate "feather sticks"

 

[clinton1]

Fancy "Church Knife"

 

[clinton1]

Win arguments

 

[clinton1]

Negotiate prices

 

[jlauffer]

You really expect the 3V to survive that??

fixed

 

[David Mary]

fixed

Always suspected you as a toast apologist and revisionist. Suspicions confirmed.

 

[Tensegrity]

Teach the younger generation Lawn Darts

 

[Jason M D.]

What is this big chunk made of?
Been out for a bit.

 

[Hammer67]

Tongue depressor