The Official "Honey, I Killed the Christmas Tree" Thread

I'm pretty sure that's the face of Christmas Past telling you all to CHOP UP YOUR TREES! :p

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Our's was sooooo dead that a butter knife could have done serious damage!!
 
I ran that picture through my Spectre Universal Decoding Sofware (SUDS), and this is what it spat out... :eek:

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Actually that is the evil "No Busses under the Christmas tree" spirit.
Hopefully, I banished him forever...
 
I had it, now I just have lots of itty pieces of it. :eek:

I took several photos since I only get this opportunity once a year. Enjoy! (I know I sure did) And as others have witnessed, my INFI is as sharp if not sharper now than when I started. I accidentally nicked the tree stand---shhh, don't tell my wife!

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Cool pics...... Iam trying to get my hands on that Christmas tree...:grumpy:. but I am prepping, I sharpened my HH today.:D
 
No one else has played out their arboreal fantasies yet....boring.... :yawn: :p
 
I'm sitting in my office at work...need lopping, trees a-topp[l]ing, knives a-chopping!!!!
 
Great pics, mikeymoto! :thumbup:

Classic AK work.
 
Wished I had an AK to chop our Christmass tree. I'll have to do it with one of the outlaws:grumpy:

I will chop it this week in half:D
 
Got home at 5:30 today.

Approached the tree with a spare FBM LE.

The wife threw herself across the sacred boughs -- "Don't hurt this innocent tree, you heartless ba*****!"

I thought about it for a few seconds, then walked away from the tree.

I really need to get my outdoors AK back from the guy down the street. If I'm taking this tree down, I might as well use really BIG INFI!! :D

More ... eventually. She can't sit in the foyer forever. :);)
 
I had it, now I just have lots of itty pieces of it. :eek:

I took several photos since I only get this opportunity once a year. Enjoy! (I know I sure did) And as others have witnessed, my INFI is as sharp if not sharper now than when I started. I accidentally nicked the tree stand---shhh, don't tell my wife!

I truely hope that you did all this in your bathrobe. Just to freak the neighbors out a little. :p:D
 
Bathrobe, are you crazy?

I figured, since I rarely get to do this, why wear anything at all? I got some funny looks.
 
Got a local (45minutes each way) IDPA match this Saturday and Mother-In-Law's Surprise 50th Birtday Party (1.5 hours the other direction), and I need to take off the trash, so I don't know if I'll get to it or not, but the pics of the the AK at work are inspiring. I live about 15 miles each way from the landfill (where I'd have to take the tree) so I figure I could get a work out and save gas by mulching it with the B9 and the newly arrived Black and Blue Fatty FBM:D If I get to it, I'll be sure to take some pics and post next week, stay tuned sports fans;)

GregB
 
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