The Strider Nail

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Nope. Why even give Mick the press by making this thread? Wack.

Mick is a lying thieving ranger impersonator. He founded his business on the back of real heros and continues to profit from it. He is a fraud and deserves to be shamed eternally.
 
If it was stainless steel, with an edge maybe I could take that seriously. But poor attempt to sell crap. As a way of showing appreciation to his loyal customers, offering that scrap for a good price wouldve been nicer. If its not scrap, then what a waste of titanium.
 
'I dont really fancy getting my finger nails pulled off by the SD and this small piece of pointy metal is better than biting that guy with the pliers' sort of thing.
Idk I think I'd take the pliers! I EDC a 7" pair of knipex, they're plenty capable and then if you've really pissed me off, after I subdue you with them I can extract teeth from your face!
 
I should have written:

"This small piece of pointy metal is better than biting that guy over there about to torture me with pliers."

Idk I think I'd take the pliers! I EDC a 7" pair of knipex, they're plenty capable and then if you've really pissed me off, after I subdue you with them I can extract teeth from your face!
I can see, how you can get the wrong impression from the wording but the imagined scenario from the Gestapo interrogation room at the French SicherheitsDienst HQ called for the SD guy to have the pliers and be about to extract info (no pun intended) from the S.O.E. parachutist caught whist aiding the Maquis.

So there ...

Thought about adding a smily icon but the text didnt really call for it - especially since it was the anniversary for 'Operation Weserübung' - the invasion of Norway, and as it was on the way, Denmark yesterday.
 
I'd rather have a Smatchet ... because Smatchet!!

"The psychological reaction of any man, when he first takes the smatchet in his hand is full justification for its recommendation as a fighting weapon. He will immediately register all the essential qualities of a good soldier -confidence, determination, and aggressiveness. Its balance, weight and killing power, with the point, edge or pommel, combined with the extremely simple training necessary to become efficient in its use, make it the ideal personal weapon for all those not armed with a rifle and bayonet." Wm. E. Fairbairn "Get Tough"

Using the Smatchet was not brain surgery, or maybe it was.
 
Anybody who supports that POS Burger and/or Dwyer and who buys any of the products, they churn out.

They could make a knife shaped like a turd and the Striderettes would buy it.

In fact they have.

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That is ... just wow.
I think my first knives looked better. And mine were not pretty.
 
Yes, it's stupid, but isn't that their target market? For the tacticool ninjatard Gecko45 types that love Strider this thing could sell like hotcakes. Pointy shankatron! Tactical rainbow stripes! Over thirty seconds of work required to build it (but just barely)!
 
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