The "This Knife is So Ugly..." thread

[betzner]

I don't buy no fugly uckin' knives.............

 

[K.O.D.]

I see your ugly and raise. .

Steampunked? That thing would make Bender from Futurama cry. It looks like the one night stand offspring of Hephaestus and a rhinoceros.

 

[Another Shepherd]

I see your ugly and raise. .

RichMade Knives Custom Large Zombie Killer Skeleton Flipper Knife 3.625" Zombified D2 Tool Steel Blade and Titanium Handles with Copper Onlay $1,195.00​

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[Dr Heelhook]

Kepharts are rather... plain looking to say the least, but I hear they're pretty good.

 

[luethge]

From the creator of “robot turd”. To each their own, but, why ?

 

[Boattale]

I have yet to see a Hinderer that I would let in the back door.

 

[King of the Cheese]

For me, it’s the Spyderco Schempp Bowie.

How do you hold it comfortably?
Are those brass bolsters mixed with carbon fiber scales? Ew.
That blade! It’s ugly!
The whole knife is ugly.

 

[Stelth]

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From the creator of “robot turd”. To each their own, but, why ?

Maybe he selects a random number before the build. Then he selects that same number of random pieces and parts. He assembles them as best he can and comes up with something that's unique, but not functional.