The Ugliest Busse On Earth Contest

These knives are beautiful even better looking than a brand new one except for a certain snaggletoothed one.
 
Yeah...that's the problem. The more beat up these things are...the prettier they become. :eek:

There's just no winnin for losin. :D
 
Here is a pic of my Combat Grade Natural Outlaw!

I obtained it from Papathud and I have been abusing/using it for about six years.

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It has gone through a proprietary process consisting of prying, chopping, hammering, whittling, and yes even a little stabbing.

It has also been treated with a unique application of the following coating and handle enhancements

  • Blood
  • Sweat
  • MRE juices
  • mud from three continents and 2 deployments
  • vital fluids from Bradley Fighting Vehicles, HMMV's, and 2.5 and 5 ton trucks
  • Grease- Automotive/Artillery and Grease Molybdenum Disulfide
  • Tree sap of varied local species from above mentioned continents
  • Snot
  • Water of questionable origin
  • various unknown, stinky, slimy, oozing substances



These processes are unique and unable to be duplicated no matter how crafty the HOG or Pakistani Rat affiliate may be :D :cool:

BTW the handles are grey canvas not Snakeskin micarta. Snakeskin micarta had not yet been introduced when I recieved the knife. That is not just the light that is how the handles really look. I guess this knife probably only has about another couple of hundred mor years left in it. :D

Lovin' those beautiful well used and loved Busses,

Nick
 
YES!!! nick681 got it IN B4 the deadline! I wuz TEMPTED to enter it in his name for him as I believe that It LOOKS like a WINNER, but HERE IT IS and in time!!! C'mon, who can beat his NO? NO??? LOL :D
 
I will be studying tonight:D

bribes are always welcome:D JWB will do
 
And the winner is…..


Progunner with his basic nine….

And a special second place prize will be awarded to randucci if he can post a pic of him holding the red midget warden……



Thanks to all that played and judged, the winners should PM me with mailing address and tell me what finish they like from the choices posted on my site

http://www.valleytinworks.com/Finishes.php
 
Holy crap! I won something? I'll be checking out those finishes in a few and get back to you. Thanks VTW and judges. :D
 
valleytinworks said:
And the winner is…..


Progunner with his basic nine….

And a special second place prize will be awarded to randucci if he can post a pic of him holding the red midget warden……



Thanks to all that played and judged, the winners should PM me with mailing address and tell me what finish they like from the choices posted on my site

http://www.valleytinworks.com/Finishes.php
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Hmmmmmmm, do I want to be associated with that ugly knife in a picture forever? Might as well, I'll take a picture and post it tomorrow when there is light. Thanks for the "special prize"! :D
 
randucci said:
Hmmmmmmm, do I want to be associated with that ugly knife in a picture forever? Might as well, I'll take a picture and post it tomorrow when there is light. Thanks for the "special prize"! :D
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well, for what it's worth I would have given you the prize as it is verging on criminal what you did to that Red GameWarden:eek:
 
randucci said:
Hmmmmmmm, do I want to be associated with that ugly knife in a picture forever? Might as well, I'll take a picture and post it tomorrow when there is light. Thanks for the "special prize"! :D
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Oh so the Black blade with Red (over in the 27 thread)wasn't the salvage from the Ducci Red-Quasimodo-Warden?

So Quasimodo still lives!:eek:
 
Tony G said:
Oh so the Black blade with Red (over in the 27 thread)wasn't the salvage from the Ducci Red-Quasimodo-Warden?

So Quasimodo still lives!:eek:
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I guess you will find out tomorrow.......................
 
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