The Ugly Stick

I feel all dirty inside now, I feel like I am becoming a mall ninja just making fun off them. And hijacking your beautiful ugly stick. Lol but what if it's a zombie mall ninga penguin from hell? In that case you need the stick to be covered in jalepeno juice but withthe ugly stick on one side and companion on the other.
 
I feel all dirty inside now, I feel like I am becoming a mall ninja just making fun off them. And hijacking your beautiful ugly stick. Lol but what if it's a zombie mall ninga penguin from hell? In that case you need the stick to be covered in jalepeno juice but withthe ugly stick on one side and companion on the other.

Just as you suggest, but back it up with a 12 gauge loaded with KA-BAR brand Jalapeno™ rounds: that covers all the bases (I think).

Now I'm going to have nightmares about zombie mall ninja penguins from hell, and not having an Ugly Stick and KA-BAR brand Jalapeno's™.
 
and for really bad infestations, it's hard to beat the 37mm Becker habanero in an M79 break action. (although a chainsaw with pepper oil for chain lube is a close second)
 
Other than the saw back and serrations,I'm in. Great design :thumbup:.

Thanks. Actually, the serration's were only on the first version (although I would put them back if that's what KA-BAR wanted). The saw back would actually be useful for a number of things, if it were done properly.
 
Very true, never liked them till' an uncle gave me a new Buck 632 years ago. It wouldn't stop me from buying one though.
 
Very true, never liked them till' an uncle gave me a new Buck 632 years ago. It wouldn't stop me from buying one though.

Thanks, Josh. I think it will be a good design, and a good seller, if it gets produced. There is more to do on it though, before it would be ready.
 
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