The unofficial, non binding, carries no weight, 2020 forum knife possibility discussion thread

It's pretty obvious to me that GEC needs to apply for a $2 Billion dollar bail out and build a giga factory on an old ICBM Base. Or maybe they could just take over the one in California when Elon moves somewhere else...
or.... they could follow Elon and move to Texas... business wise, it's the place to be...

edit: if they moved to Kalifornia, the only knives they could make would be <2" blade, rounded tip, soft plastic ones...
 
Who doesn't want a Bladeforums.com Traditional Knife Forums Annual GEC Spork?
Me.

A hobo knife would be swell.
Before we jump to any conclusion we should ask some H.O.B.O.S.* what they think.


*Homeless
Opportunistic
Bothersome
Old
S#@%bag

How many of these Forum Knives are sold each year typically. Just curious...
More and more each year since starting in AD 2006....its been literally tsunami increasing exponentially .......cue Schleprock voice: until now...
 
It's time for action. Why don't we all meet on the lawn of Blade Forums World HQ this afternoon and demonstrate? A bunch of old guys wearing masks, yelling at cars as they drive by, and carrying knives. It'd be a terrifying sight.

You all have knives, right?
 
It's time for action. Why don't we all meet on the lawn of Blade Forums World HQ this afternoon and demonstrate? A bunch of old guys wearing masks, yelling at cars as they drive by, and carrying knives. It'd be a terrifying sight.

You all have knives, right?

I don't feel like I need the media making fun of my grey haired rotundity clamoring for more knives. I definitely hope we get a knife this year, but I don't think media attention will help our cause ;)
 
... *Homeless

Here in the US, homelessness is a byproduct of drug addiction and/or mental illness. True homelessness in a sane and clean person is both rare and transitory. We just call our problem homelessness so that we don't have to face the reality. And yes, they pretty much all carry knives for self defense as guns are too valuable(can be sold for drug money) and too much trouble if they get busted with one ... but usually it's a cheapo kitchen knife from a thrift store.
 
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