Thought about jumping out of my tree stand.

For the Love of God Man!!!!! Just be sure to get it on video........ that's what's important here........ my entertainment :)
 
I've heard of guys jumping out of trees with spears and stabbing hogs in the back in Texas, I have those thoughts too, sometimes it gets so quiet that I start seeing things, ha. But in all seriousness, get an iPhone, and Netflix and watch a movie with one headphone in and look up every few minutes one will probably pop up while you're least expecting it, just don't fumble the shot when it does, deer are ghosts and appear and disappear at will! But like Garth said, better to stick with bullets and arrows for em... Now, a hog hunt with my busse I plan on doing sometime in the near future..
 
Let me know how it works out so I can lobby my state for a "Death by Airborne Ninja Assault" season. Just think'n here but maybe you should fly outta the tree with an "AK" so you can extend your slicing range! Good luck!!!
 
911 operator: Whats your emergency?

Hindsight: Help! I'm in the woods off of Highway 41 and am injured!

911 operator: Describe the problem.

Hindsight: There's a 130 pound doe sitting on my neck!

911 operator: Good golly! Thats terrible!

Hindsight: Yeah, but thats not the bad part. She called out to her daddy, who came running through the woods. I think he's a 12 point buck!

911 operator: You aren't sure if he's a 12 point buck?

Hindsight: Well, thats what it sure feels like. But I can't see behind me. Dang it my butt sure hurts!

911 operator: We'll send someone right away.
 
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I'm not a hunter, but I used to be a field biologist, and I once had a group of 5 panicked siberian ibex, led by a large male, come tearing over a ridge line within a yard of where I was crouched, trying to stay out of sight. Close enough that I could have touched them. The Kazakh and Russian rangers I was with asked why I didn't just reach out and grab one. Possible - but the thought of tumbling down a 60 degree rock slope whilst wrestling a 100kg ram with 1+ m horns didn't entirely appeal. I'll leave that to the snow leopards.
 
Don't jump!

Get a ghillie suit and let them pass by....then just jab'em in the ticker. :thumbup: Maybe pick something in the 5-8" range, not so clunky. I spose a Regulator would work well...
 
With all these great ideas I should probably get the flowers for the funeral ordered soon.

Garth
 
One time I executed a successful Pai Mei Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique but I don't like to talk about it. The B-11 might be possible but the deer would probably end up hurting you just as bad if not worse. You really need an Apocalypto tension loaded tree spike setup definitely
 
powernoodle said:
911 operator: Whats your emergency?

Hindsight: Help! I'm in the woods off of Highway 41 and am injured!

911 operator: Describe the problem.

Hindsight: There's a 130 pound doe sitting on my neck!

911 operator: Good golly! Thats terrible!

Hindsight: Yeah, but thats not the bad part. She called out to her daddy, who came running through the woods. I think he's a 12 point buck!

911 operator: You aren't sure if he's a 12 point buck?

Hindsight: Well, thats what it sure feels like. But I can't see behind me. Dang it my butt sure hurts!

911 operator: We'll send someone right away.
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LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup: I can see it now....
 
Hindsight said:
I had a thought on Sunday while sitting in my tree stand. If a deer walked close enough to the stand would it be possible to jump out of the stand and stab it with my B11. This thought kept me busy for about two hours while nothing moved in the woods.:( Does anyone else have these kind of thoughts while in the woods? I have come up with a few others like, using a zip line for that stealthy attack or digging a hole and covering it with leaves so they fall in.

I think i need to start taking a Gameboy (do they even still have those things) or something else to occupy my mind while hunting. LOL
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My brother was a guide in Montana for about 10 years. He said he saw it once. Some dumb cowboy went and tackled a deer. Stabbed it to death. And ended up with only 5 or 6 broken ribs. :D

What you need is a poorly written book to take with you. That way you won't get so into the book that you forget to look around, but it'll still keep you a little more occupied than nothing. Maybe a copy of Guns and Ammo or something.
 
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