Three blems for 1/16

G'day Daddy! Im finished mowing the yard! Your gonna have to buy me a new Chirruwa Ang Khola if you want the hedges trimmed:D and then Ill need a Tirtha Farm Knife to take out some chickens for dinner!
Bawanna said:
Ndog, I guess now is as good a time as any.. I'm your father.:eek:
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Im so lucky to have such a good daddy!
 
If Bawanna is your father in the way I read it he has to buy you some kind of Laser Kukri.

Differentially hardened of course.
 
Iffen he don't get that hedge trimmed and the oil changed in my van I'm gonna make him cut his own switch. I reckon he's got the tools to do just that.
 
Bawanna said:
Iffen he don't get that hedge trimmed and the oil changed in my van I'm gonna make him cut his own switch. I reckon he's got the tools to do just that.
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Nooooo!! Not the switch! My wife used to say her dad did that! They had a bald crepe mertle in the front yard. If the switch wasnt big enough you get a whoopin with that one and then you get to pick a new one!
 
My wife is a bonafide expert on switches and if she catches me bringing this CAK into the house I'll be able to show you what kind of marks they leave too.

Some folks preferred belts, us poor folks what couldn't afford belts and used rope to hold our britches up used switches. Making ya cut your own just added insult to injury. Course now days with all the touchy feely, only praise do nothing wrong, switches and belts are highly frowned upon.
 
Thats why we old folks have such good manners and respect for one another!
Let me know how it goes Bawanna! Im game to try anything new for when that Hanshee comes in. I usually tell her how my workday was when shes half arse listening to me and slip in a "oh I bought me a Khukuri today" kinda under my breath. any continue on. Dont work very well with her selective listening especially tuned to the word "KHUK....
Bawanna said:
My wife is a bonafide expert on switches and if she catches me bringing this CAK into the house I'll be able to show you what kind of marks they leave too.

Some folks preferred belts, us poor folks what couldn't afford belts and used rope to hold our britches up used switches. Making ya cut your own just added insult to injury. Course now days with all the touchy feely, only praise do nothing wrong, switches and belts are highly frowned upon.
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just say : "its an appreciating collectible ! " like I always do, I claim my knives are investments not toys
we both know better
 
There is some truth to that! They appreciate more in my collection than money in the bank nowadays. I appreciate them 1000%. The bank appreciates my money .0001%:D

Gehazi said:
just say : "its an appreciating collectible ! " like I always do, I claim my knives are investments not toys
we both know better
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Bawanna said:
My wife is a bonafide expert on switches and if she catches me bringing this CAK into the house I'll be able to show you what kind of marks they leave too.

Some folks preferred belts, us poor folks what couldn't afford belts and used rope to hold our britches up used switches. Making ya cut your own just added insult to injury. Course now days with all the touchy feely, only praise do nothing wrong, switches and belts are highly frowned upon.
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haha, my girl is former Marines, she would stick her combat boots up my......, no need to bother with belts, switches. but i wouldnt have her any other way, she is able to function without me being a babysitter boyfriend, I dont like the ones that always insist you do everything with them. And she definitely knows a switch job, i have been caught twice,lol. One of these days i will get her to teach me what she learned from the Marines( something called K.I.M) keep in memory. very useful skill
 
Jens Schuetz said:
Switch sounds mean. At least the carpet beaters in Germany spread out the impact.
Only felt it once after I punched my sister in the nose. It was an accident while playing but didn't mind being punished since I felt I deserved it for hurting her even if it wasn't on purpose.
Here is a pic of a carpet beater ( teppichklopfer) http://api.ning.com/files/qwAsrlvyL...p1mZsJigx3mHSFLXtpUsW1l5bQKJO8TSI/Beatrug.jpg
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Nice carpet beater, a little chubby for me but don't tell her that while she has that weapon in her hand.
I'm going total stealth on this one. It'll just take it's place on the wall. No show and tell, no mention, just hang it, love it, fondle it like it's been there for years.
With mine anything with a K sound is red alert status. Unlike me deaf as a stump she can hear grass grow although she does have selective hearing. I tell her all the time there's a difference between not hearing and not listening.

I'm a semi expert on that.
 
I always got the belt as a kid. Almost as painful was hearing for the 10,00th time how when my parents were kids they's have to pick out the switch themselves and if it was too small they'd have to get a bigger one and an extra whupping blah blah blah.

When my wife was a kid her standard punishment was having to hold a heavy chair over her head for an hour. I imagine that might hurt even more, especially if you dropped it on your head...
 
My father never struck me, the very thought or threat of it happening was enough for me to change my ways.

I even backhanded my sister when we were teens at the dinner table one time when she was tormenting me, poking me, told her to knock it off several times, finally had enough and let her have it, chair went over backwards, knocked the bifold doors to the washing machine closet off the track. She looked at my dad like ain't ya gonna kill him. I looked at my dad like I know what's coming lets get it over with.
To my shock my dad told my sister, next time listen to him and quit tormenting him. Now get up and eat your dinner or I'll back hand ya myself.

I was euphoric for days. I got to live.
 
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