Time for a GIVEAWAY!!!!

[Petunia D. Feeble]

I thought it was about time for a giveaway, so here we go.

The prize is a Byrd Meadowlark 2 with a new mirror polished edge:

A fantastic little knife. Like a Delica with better ergonomics. Perfect centering and lockup on this one. I think it might've been a light user.

Rules are as follows:

Open to anyone in the contiguous US.

Entrants must finish the story below. My wife and I will select a winner. Probably whichever we find funniest. Who knows? It's my giveaway; deal with it.

Multiple entries are fine, but keep it reasonable. Don't flood the thread please.

Finish this thought:

It's a good thing I had my knife with me, otherwise...

Good luck and thanks for playing.

 

[(jeff)]

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[number9]

....I would have had to eat the whole donut. At once.

 

[Uncle Timbo]

....all the other little hillbilly children in WV, going to school in kindergarten would of made fun of me for not having a pocketknife on me.

 

[sabre cat]

....I would have had to grab my medium rare steak with both hands and eat it like I was a caveman. Everyone at the steakhouse would have looked at me as if I was a barbarian! Thank goodness for my Cold Steel Espada XL.

 

[TheEdge01]

I would have had to chew through the umbilical cord when my wife had our baby on the way to the hospital.

 

[Velitrius]

Otherwise I'd have been at the end of my rope... with no way of making another end of my rope!

 

[basspro]

....I would't have had my knife with me.

(I know, it's lame. I'm not very creative- but I love Spydercos).

 

[Hickory n steel]

I would've never joined this wonderful forum, because loving and carrying knives everyday is why I joined this forum.

I have never owned a spyderco knife before, and I'd love to try one as they're exactly what I look for in a modern folder. That being a lightweight one handed lockback that's nothing more or less than it needs to be to be a good functional edc blade.
BTW nice job on that mirror edge, and thumbs up for the generous giveaway.
Whoever gets it will probably make great use of it.

 

[TheEdge01]

I would just have to act normal and use nail clippers to trim my finger nails.

 

[Bigfattyt]

Otherwise....... I would not have been able to cut those zip ties my kidnapper tied me up with........


Who would have thought a clown giving free candy in a dark alley was a trap???

 

[PirateSeulb]

I would have had to rip open the bags of candy I used to lure Bigfattyt into a dark alley

 

[aleforme]

Buffing my fingernails to a mirror polish with this $1000 plus knife sharpener would just seem ostentatious?

 

[Faiaoga]

...my car would have been trapped by the fallen coconut frond at the parking lot of the local medical clinic on Guam. Fortunately, my three inch pocket knife was enough to notch and slice the frond enough for me to break it off and allow me to back the automobile out of the parking space. True story.

 

[JupiterPaladin]

It's a good thing I had my knife with me, otherwise... I wouldn't have been able to saw my arm off to escape that chick from the bar last night. Ladies' Night my ass!

 

[Yonose]

I would have had to endure the shame of asking to borrow someone else's

 

[The_Knife_Man]

I would have never been able to cut these plastic handcuffs in this trunk....

 

[BD_01]

...otherwise I might have been arrested for concealing scissors.

--California--

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

I wouldn't have been able to shave Bigfoot head to toe so he'd pass as human and security would let him into the club. Or deter him from attacking me when I accidently cut him during the process, once or twice.

That edge looks really great.

 

[CookieRawwr]

I would of struggled opening the cardboard box which contained my brand new knife which is certainly destined to one day open another box with a brand new knife in it. I also wanted to butter my toast and no lowly butter knife would suffice.