Time for a GIVEAWAY!!!!

It's a good thing I had my knife with me, otherwise...


I'd still be here ^ instead of here - playing in this fun GAW :thumbsup::)

Ray
 
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Because I'd left my stone carving tools at home and I had no way of carving the life sized statue of Chuck Norris out of granite.
 
Don't know if I still have time, but:

It's a good thing I had my knife with me...
Otherwise I would have had nothing sharper than a butterknife to cook with on Easter Island. (True Story)
 
It's a good thing I had my knife with me, otherwise......I would have had to spread the peanut butter with my penis, again........

LOL, I really like this contest, even if I don't win.......LOL


Giddyup,
Cosmo

Congratulations Cosmo. Though there were many good ones, this was the only quote that made me laugh out loud. Send me a PM with your info and I'll get the Byrd sent out your way.

Thanks again everyone for participating.

It's a good thing I had my knife with me... otherwise Nicole and Ron wouldn't have gotten the point. :oops:

@NickShabazz should be proud of me. That's an OJ joke and a pun wrapped up in a single package.

This also made me laugh out loud, but it seemed in poor taste to consider myself in the running. :p
 
Thanks to you for the great giveaway, I enjoyed reading all the entries. As a novice sharpener myself I have admired your work. I'm looking forward to seeing that mirror polished Edge you put on the blade.
Giddyup
Cosmo
 
Please make sure and send some bandaids along with the knife, it looks like ol Cosmo might need em. :)
 
I think Cosmo pretty much had it in the bag at this point.
That was a great entry.
In my mind I saw Kramer doing it in Jerry's kitchen. Which made it even funnier. Nicely done sir.

Bryce is a total gentleman. We're all really lucky to have him here.
Thanks for doing the GAW.
 
So, yea, I fully anticipate that I will be bleeding shortly after opening this knife. I will also say that due to the nature of my entry, winning is not something i will likely share with people. It's like calling in sick to work so you can play golf, then getting a hole in one.
Giddyup
Cosmo
 
OH - so peanut butter humor is your flavor :confused: :D. Oh well, too bad for me but great for COSMO.
Congrats Cosmo. Never occurred to me to take out my peanut butter joke folder.

Cheers,
Ray
 
....Congrats to the Wiener !
oops...I mean Winner, Lol :)
...& speaking of 'danglers' ,
I was thinking that RayseM
was gonna win it.
-Cool pic. just the same,
& a Thanks for the Nice G.A.W.
B.T.B.
 
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Otherwise I'd still be stuck on that damned cliff! #127hours

I realize it's over but I read the thread and wanted to most mine.
 
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