Time for a USA Made Blade giveaway!

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Sorry no camera and my jokes are usually x rated. I hope the following adds a smile to your day.
A few years ago at Americade ( a bike rally at Lake George, NY every June) I came across a beautiful woman in her late 40's wearing the best /funniest T shirt I've seen in a long, long time. It read: I MAY HAVE LOST MY CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN. Hope you enjoy as much as I did, but seeing her definitely added to the whole presentation.

Thanks for the opportunity
Good luck to all
 
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I don't have a benchmade Persia . but I do have an HK made by them if that counts ?
 
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Congratulations on becoming an official Benchmade dealer and thanks for doing this drawing.
My mini grip with custom scales

 
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Marriage is like a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!
 
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My most "beat up knife"...

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Waterville Jack knife from... a long time ago? ;)
 
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Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the manager three nails, then says to him "Can you put me up for the night?"

I know, it's terrible. But it was all I could think of.
 
Thanks for the chance, Whitty. This will be my official entry post.

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I love my tan Griptilian.
 
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Appreciate the chance :) Have problems uploading pics on this forum so I'll throw out a joke:

I overheard two paramedics talking about the time they went to the aid of an elderly man. As one took down his information, the other opened his shirt to attach EKG cables.

"Any history of heart trouble?" asked the first paramedic.

"None," said the patient.

Looking at the telltale scars of bypass surgery, the second paramedic wasn’t so sure. "In that case," she said, "do you remember when the lion attacked you?"
 
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I don't own any Benchmade knives, so I'd love a chance to win one! Since I don't own any, and I'm horrible at joke telling, here is a pic of my most beat up knife. It's a Kershaw Scallion I got back in 2005. Great little knife that started me into the world of collecting.

 
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What did the knife say to the other knife? You sure are looking sharp today.

......lame, I know. Google disappointed. Best I can do on a phone.
 
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