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You there! Yes, you. Valentine's Day is right around the corner (you're welcome), and you need something special for that special lady in your life, and you need it now.
What's that you're looking at? Jewelry? Booooorriiiiing. What you need to get is a pair of handmade titanium alloy hairpin self-defense needles! If you lady isn't a ninja yet, she will be once she has these bad boys in her bun!
Cut and shaped from an old Russian Spetsnaz titanium alloy ballistic shield insert, and displaying colorful HT oxides, these beauties are sure to get you to third base!* They're between 6.5 and 7 inches in length, with a hardened tip, which is what YOU'LL be, once you give this special stabby gift to your amore!
Can you imagine getting stabbed with one of these? WHOA, that would suck! XD But not as much as forgetting about Valentine's Day would!
So act fast, and reserve your favorite pair, before it's too late!
Needles come with a little leather storage pouch.
*getting to third base not guaranteed. You just might get stabbed with a titanium hair needle.
Price: $165 per pair, shipped.
Thanks for looking!
What's that you're looking at? Jewelry? Booooorriiiiing. What you need to get is a pair of handmade titanium alloy hairpin self-defense needles! If you lady isn't a ninja yet, she will be once she has these bad boys in her bun!
Cut and shaped from an old Russian Spetsnaz titanium alloy ballistic shield insert, and displaying colorful HT oxides, these beauties are sure to get you to third base!* They're between 6.5 and 7 inches in length, with a hardened tip, which is what YOU'LL be, once you give this special stabby gift to your amore!
Can you imagine getting stabbed with one of these? WHOA, that would suck! XD But not as much as forgetting about Valentine's Day would!
So act fast, and reserve your favorite pair, before it's too late!
Needles come with a little leather storage pouch.
*getting to third base not guaranteed. You just might get stabbed with a titanium hair needle.
Price: $165 per pair, shipped.
Thanks for looking!
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