First of all, I'm not happy at all. This thread is pure knife porn and SHOULD have some sort of disclaimer as to the damage it could potentially cause in your marriage/bank account. My wife walked into the room while I was looking at one of the pictures of the regulus wearing nothing but an orange peel and she begins the usual "don't even blah blah blah". I blacked out at this point and the only thing I was able to utter as I made a mad dash for my wallet before she could run my credit card through the garbage disposal was "NOT A FINGA!!".
Secondly, where do I send my first born? She's a really nice kid and I was just about to start teaching her to mow the grass on the riding law mower, so please know that giving her up comes at a great loss to me.
Finally, I have a slightly used kidney for sale. Also have a liver I wouldn't mind taking a chunk out of but buyer must be a drinker or it could possibly reject your body.
My goodness, this guy is a metal magician. Bravo, good sir, bravo. I'm going to send you an email but when I learn the price there will surely be weeping. My wife is gonna miss that kid.