Top Sixteen Signs You Have a Knife "Problem"

I go to bed with a different knife for every day of the week...Is that a problem??

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i keep grinding and grinding and it is still too short!!
 
Hey, cutline?

Don't they ever get jealous? You'd better be careful, or one of these days you'll end up with a Steel transmitted disease!!!!
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. Nope that wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. sorry
 
Hey cutline, you're probably safe as long as you wear "protection." Now I just need to figure out where I can find a foot-long tube of chain mail...
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Hey Burk, that's funny stuff.
I have one for you.
When you put on a pair of pants or a jacket thet you have not worn for awhile and fond a knife that you forgot that you own.
I knid of like when that happens.

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Later, Jim
 
Hey Burk, that's funny stuff.
I have one for you.
When you put on a pair of pants or a jacket thet you have not worn for awhile and find a knife that you forgot that you own.
I knid of like when that happens.

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Later, Jim
 
When it takes more time to "walk by" your knive-drawer
than before:
to stood up, got to bath, do breakfast, get dressed, search for money and keys .......
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*so is life : hard but unfair*

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When your monthly knife payments exceed you car payment.


Life is good..........

Greg

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Always do right....this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
 
comes from living in California, but, when you're in an earthquake, and the first thing you think is, "God, if that dresser falls over, I'm a pincushin."

Dave.

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A syllogism is a logical statement in three parts.
This is not a syllogism.
 
My knives travel with me so much that i've got each of them a passport complete with a little picture of each knife
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I think my most pressing knife problem is that I don't make enough money to buy more of them...

Red

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"Praise not the day until evening has come;a sword until it is tried; ice until it has been crossed; beer until it has been drunk" - Viking proverb
 
When you're 20 minutes late for an eye exam because you couldn't decide on the perfect "eye exam" knife. Yes, this happened to me last Thursday.
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BTW, I decided on the small Carson M16 w/ Stellite blade and Ti handle.
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Chris
 
#15 and #3 describe me perfectly.
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Great post !!!!


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Chris
 
When you spend more time picking out the knife you are going to carry that day than what you are going to wear. BTW, Chris, the Carson was an excellent choice for the eye doc.
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David

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AKTI# A000150
NC Custom Knifemakers Guild member
NC Knife Knuts member
 
David,

Thanks, the ceramic peen finish on the titamium really brings out the blue in my eyes and I was seeing a new opthamologist, so I wanted to look my best
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Chris
 
You're a knife nut if you stop eating meals to pay for your habit. I stopped taking my lunch to work, and I'm saving that money to buy a megafolder (love that term). Sandwich meat, bread, a few potato chips, and a couple of ziplock bags adds-up in cost. At the rate I'm going, in only a month more I'll be able to buy a Gunsite. If I can put-up with being hungry at work, I'll keep saving-up enough till I can afford a Sifu. That's what I really want!
 
How about when your left arm is in a state of continual stubble due to checking the sharpness of your blades.

My girlfriend thinks I look silly with one hairy, and one bald arm.



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Ohmygawd this is so true. With really minor variations, I've been guilty as charged with every single one of these. I't gotten so bad that my poor wife doesn't even question why I'm packing 16 knives in the luggage for a 2 day trip. Just let me add this one:

When the first thing you do at the baggage claim is unpack you regular carry knife. Lord have mercy on the souls of anyone losing your baggage.
 
How about this one; Once you're friends quit asking if you have a knife and just say "give me a knife" whenever they need one. My brother started doing that one to me about 2-3 years ago. Plus, when you run out of arm hair and the guys at the gym start asking you about those funny bald patches on your legs.

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