Top Sixteen Signs You Have a Knife "Problem"

How about when guys like Jerry Fisk and Roger Massey call you "Bubba" and send you Christmas cards every year?

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Danbo, soul brother of Rambo
 
#15 makes me laugh and reminds me of the kid that walked into the shop and asked Devin Thomas if we had any hammers, rotflmao.

Arthur D. Washburn
ADW Custom Knives
www.adwcustomknives.com

[This message has been edited by BeowulftheGeat (edited 03-21-2001).]
 
You make an excuse to go to the hardwhare store to get a few things; but a Case knife some how followed you home. Top 16, I love it! RKBA!
 
when your mom tells you the model of each knife she found in the washing machine.
 
When you start pulling out your Lansky kit at every restaraunt to sharpen their table knives!
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I HATE butter knives that can't shave!
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Knife problem?
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What "knife problem?"
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Tom Anderson
Hand Crafted Knives

[This message has been edited by Tom Anderson (edited 03-23-2001).]
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MAURICE:
when your mom tells you the model of each knife she found in the washing machine.</font>
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..you had the sudden urge to yell, "You let her put them through the WASHING MACHINE?"
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..your bed goes "clank". Double points if you've ever considered constructing "Cuddly Kydex Critters".

..your friends don't even bother asking for a knife, they just walk by and hold their hand out to you. Double points if they don't ask at all, because you've nagged them into carrying 24/7 and they'd rather use their own.

..you live in mortal fear that you'll have to walk through a metal detector someday. When you do, it takes you fifteen minutes.

..you've had a "thumbstud dream".

..you've ever run out of razors and tried shaving your legs with a Shadow IV.
 
1) I trimmed my sideburns with a Spyderco this morning (don't shave my legs)

2) I plan ahead on days I have to go through a metal detector -- all sheeple friendly blades, no more than four, and so on.

3) What exactly is a "thumbstud dream"?
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Carver:
You have to test the sharpness of your knives on your belly hair because there isn`t any left on your arms.</font>
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LOL
(or legs)
 
My wife still teases me about the time we were going on a trip about three hours away. We are nearly halfway there when...Crap! I left my knife in my other pants! We have to go back! And she thought I was kidding....

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Brian
The first knife was probably used to cut stuff.
 
The metal detector thing happened to me at a tourist attraction in NYC. I didn't know that there woud be dectors. After three trips through, two SPYDERCOs, an EMERSON and a BENCHMADE, all folders, along with keys and stuff the attendant actually shut the thing OFF let me go through and then turned it back on. I had forgotten to remove my REKAT HOBBIT FANG. I in fact forgot I had it on. The guy handed me my knives and let me go on my way. I thought that was cool.

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Wow I am in trouble now! 15 of 16 and agreement will almost all the other additions <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> So who's gonna start the Knives Anonymous?

HI My name is Paul and I have a Knife Problem! At the worst I was spending XXX dollars a week to feed my habit. I was neglecting the wife and kids, the dog, etc, etc. <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0">
 
You know you have a knife problem when...
Your knives are mentioned in your divorce settlement

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I used to be disgusted .Now I am just amused....I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
 
When a friend asks if that is a new knife you lie and say no that's the same old one I always had.

When you keep using the excuse that the new one you just saw might be better than the last one you just bought.

When you forget which one is really your favorite one.

When you buy just for the thrill of buying a new knife hoping it is the magical one.

When your broke and you sell your oldest one just so you can buy a new one.

When you start babbling like I am doing now.
 
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