Tradewater

[bigghoss]

Trade water once drank all of the beer. All. Of. It.

 

[NJBillK]

This belongs here.

I just saw that they are evacuating some in Gatlinburg and something was mentioned about Vonore as well. I hope you're safe sir and that they get the fires under control before it causes any problems! I'll definitely send prayers your way! Good luck and let us know that you're safe when you can!

Tradewater has taken control of the situation. The fire has been warned.

I got this. :thumbup:

I talked to Ethan just now. He's sucking down ribs at a local BBQ joint. He says they'd just had a rainfall and that the area around him is well saturated. No worries on Half Moon Ridge.

 

[bigghoss]

Tradewater once literally fought a fire by beating it into submission with his bare hands. After the fire had learned it's lesson, Tradewater took it out for a beer and they became good friends. They often go golfing on Sundays.

 

[James w]

Tradewater once literally fought a fire by beating it into submission with his bare hands. After the fire had learned it's lesson, Tradewater took it out for a beer and they became good friends. They often go golfing on Sundays.

He golfs without a club.... he uses his bare hands .....

 

[bearfacedkiller]

How do I put this? He uses his "club". If you catch him first thing in the morning he can hit it about 550 yards.

 

[Guyon]

You can tell by the smile on my face, I'm happy to be here.

Giddyup.

tradewater broke wind as a child. You may have heard of El Niño.

 

[NJBillK]

Giddyup.

tradewater broke wind as a child. You may have heard of El Niño.

El Niña, nothing that follows behind Tradewater is male, by comparison.

 

[bigghoss]

When Tradewater slices onions, the onions cry.

 

[James w]

Tradewater once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants

 

[James w]

Tradewater doesn't care about gas prices... his car runs on fear

 

[James w]

The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Tradewater stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

 

[James w]

One more

Tradewater was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

 

[bigghoss]

Tradewater once hit an enemy with so much force that it created a black hole and pulled the foe into it.

Tradewater once destroyed and asteroid twice the size of earth with a single punch.

 

[Jonny1280]

The phrase "balls to the wall" was originally conceived to describe Tradewater entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

 

[bigghoss]

Tradewater once ate a 72oz. steak in under an hour. Including raising the cow from a calf and then slaughtering and butchering it.

 

[The Warrior]

 

[bigghoss]

Has anyone else ever noticed that you never see Tradewater and Cthulhu in the same place at the same time? That's because Tradewater killed Cthulhu.

 

[Goose 7279]

It has been said tradewaters tears can cure cancer.... but he never cries

 

[bigghoss]

The sun was formed when Tradewater lit a fart.

 

[LG&M]

Then he went to work on uranis.