with a man like Trade, you can only imagine the spirit of the woman strong enough to be married to him.
unfortunately, he forgot.
one day he was a bit sharp with her and she pulled a knife.
In a moment of "poor life decision", he told her - here's some bread and mayo, woman! make me a sammich!
and she did.
I'm told the bread had a perfect crust and crumb, but the meat was a little dry and tough...