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According to Islamic law, a man can have sex with a camel and his wife can't divorce him.....but if he has sex with his brother in law she can.....Hmmmm.
Some of those camels look quite cute, but I don't think I'll bother finding out. I'll stick to beans....human beans.

Jeff
 
Sarge's original post DOESN'T SAY it was an "Afgan" young man that was caught in the compromising position. :p

Coulda been a Swabby. :D POor donkey!:D

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
none of the above. I doubt religion has much to do with that. In the jail time I've done, (dui's from stupid daze) I had no respect for those who did, often short timers standing in line for their turn behind the blanket.
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Yechhhhh! If I'd wanted that kind of imagery I'd of watched an episode of OZ:barf:
 
Sarge did any of your guys come back with a bloody lower lip? I can't think of any other way they could have kept from laughing.:) ;) :D
 
Hi guys, no more monkey, I mean donkey business today. Unless you consider evacuating all our sleeping tents due to discovering yet another unexploded anti-tank mine (fourth one so far right by our sleeping tents) to be monkey business. Those EOD guys are smooth, must have cast iron cojones, they berm 'em (mines)in tight with sandbags and blow 'em in place, hardly even make a mess. A couple of guys right before we got here paid the ultimate price for their country due to antipersonnel mines. Mines are bad news, period.
Pappy, I'm with you, I'd have choked myself to death holding back the laughter when that fellow was doing his "donkey business". Found some bad guys last night and today, can't give out particulars, but you can bet nobody's forgotten who we are or why we're here. Things stay hopping pretty good, the constant noise of helos taking off and landing is giving some of the guys trouble sleeping. Doesn't bother me, I love 'em, especially the venerable old workhorse CH-47 Chinooks.
Going to use my BAS, and my British commando (wire) saw, to make a hunk of wood into a wash board. It'll help when we wash our clothes in a bucket. There is a laundry service of sorts here. You bag up your stuff, limit of eleven clothing items, and take it to a collection point. You get it back several days later smelling better, but not looking much better than it was (I've been told they boil 'em). We've scrounged some buckets and soap, and parachute cord makes good clothes lines.
All the guys are healthy and well. A few have the "traveler's crud", but it's not dysentery or hepatitis and they'll get over it.
As soon as the foot locker I shipped gets here, I'll break out my sharpening supplies and get the edges on their khukris squared away.

Thanks for keeping us in your thoughts,
Sarge
 
Mines are bad news!!!!!!! Sounds like you are having quite an adventure!!! Please be careful and keep us posted!
 
...and thanks for the continuing updates. How's the weather over there? Starting to warm up? When's summer over there?

Keith
En Ferro Veritas
 
Try again

All Right! Here we have a view from Mt. Meggido, looking north across the plain. If this looks too familiar, Sarge, you might want to redeploy. See my earlier page #1 post on this thread.
 

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Many thanks, Sarge. Maybe I'm getting old and crazy and starved for some adventure but I wouldn't mind spending a couple of months in the field with Sarge and the boys right now. With the right attitude and some luck it could be some fun.
 
As an old destroyer storekeeper I'll bet I could find a way to get some alcohol into the tents. The crates would say: Hazardous material. Danger. Do not touch. Inside the crates are bottles of Johnny Walker Black.

And, yep, we're nuts but it's a great kind of nuts. When I joined the Peace Corps at age 49 for $75 per month and all the rice I could eat everybody told me I was nuts but I'd do it all over again in a second. And, I'm sure if I were 18 again I'd have enlisted on 9/12 and would have requested duty in Afghanistan if it was available. It's the only way to go.
 
Bill,
I know where you are coming from.

At 18 I signed up for the Marines knowing Vietnam was in the picture. Of course, at 18 we are all bullet proof. :D
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Hazardous material. Danger. Do not touch. Inside the crates are bottles of Johnny Walker Black.
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I thought you were a beer drinker Uncle Bill:confused:

As for the rest, if you pass around a sign up sheet, put me down too...guess I'm too young to know better and old enough to be that crazy!
Besides, where else can we truly "field test" a HI khuk?
 
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