"True Facts" about the Peanut pattern knives...

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In the spirit of the "True Facts" sites (Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel), I propose we come up with our own True Facts about the lovable little Peanut....

Chuck Norris' favorite knife is the Peanut

Some say that the Peanut was invented by The Stig

The Peanut is actually an ancient design, forged by Sauron in the bowels of Mount Doom, and is the REAL source of his power, the One Ring is merely a decoy, distracting attention away from the One Knife

Real Men carry Peanuts (and don't eat quiche)

On the Eighth Day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said Let there be Peanuts!

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The Peanut has been approved as the replacement for the current M4 bayonet, and the Army Skunkworks has designed a prototype AR platform that FIRES open Peanuts as ammo
 
Carl once had a flat tire on the way to pick up his future wife for a date. While attempting to change the tire, he found two of the lug nuts rounded off to the point where the 4 way lug wrench could not turn the nuts. Carl remidied the issue by whittling down those two lug nuts to the next smaller size on the lug wrench. What did he use to "whittle" the lug nuts? His trusty Peanut of course!
 
The ONLY knife Carl owns is his Dad's old Peanut, all other knives he claims to own are figments of his imagination ;)
 
Real Men carry Peanuts (and don't eat quiche) but if forced to eat quiche do so with a Peanut.
 
Mr. Peanut of Television and Corporate Logo Fame was actually in the Witness protection Program of the State of Georgia, we will never know why.
 
David used a Peanut on Goliath, not a sling!
The story with the sling was just invented to hide the time travel involved ;)

The dinosaurs did not become extinct by some natural event, they donated their bones in the hope they would be used for Peanut scales...
 
The pattern originated around 1840 when a certain Mrs. Wallace Beazely accidentally washed her husband's Kutmaster Serpentine Jack in very very hot water along with his dirty dungarees......the rest is history.

And....

[video=youtube;2o0V6VPX_E0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o0V6VPX_E0[/video]
 
Harry Potter's wand actually contains the blade from a Case peanut, not a Phoenix feather as commonly thought.
 
There is a rumored "Director's Rejected Cut" of Steven Spielberg's "E.T." Where he digitally replaced the guns with Peanuts, it was rejected as Hollywierd still saw the diminutive pocketknife as a "weapon" and therefore was Too Scary

The Bigfoot Hunter show crews are actually searching for the mythical Free Range Peanuts
 
Excalibur was actually a peanut.

A peanut is not truly a nut, it's a legume...unless the blades are fused to the liners
 
The original Peanut was crafted at StoneHendge by Druid priests as the ultimate source of enlightenment.
 
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