"True Facts" about the Peanut pattern knives...



Original artist rendering

Pete

Ok thats creepy. That picture belongs to a business that my family owns. I dont know them personally, but my father does, he and my aunt and uncles (all siblings) went and visited with their family and brought me back this very picture (well, without the peanut) when my father and uncle came to visit a year ago november.
 
Harry Potter's wand actually contains the blade from a Case peanut, not a Phoenix feather as commonly thought.

Actually, Jackknife's Peanut is Harry Potter's wand and the whole Harry Potter series is a fictionalized account of Jackknife's life with events and continent's changed to protect vital secrets. One of those being the deep woods where a herd of wild magic peanuts run free after being birthed from Wootz steel forged by Tolkien mountain Dwarfs deep in Middle Earth and hauled to this realm through a secret portal near where the teddy bears have their picnic.
 
The Peanut does not limit the Knut, the Knut limits the Peanut...

The proper lubricant for Peanuts is.......what else.....Peanut Butter...
 
The Peanut does not limit the Knut, the Knut limits the Peanut...

The proper lubricant for Peanuts is.......what else.....Peanut Butter...

Peanut oil will probably attract less dogs, and considering where most peanuts are carried, that's probably a good thing. It's unsettling having a dog sniffing into your pockets.
 
Some previous stories of Carl and his Peanut.

Not at all. Carl once made a dugout canoe using nothing but a peanut on a cypress tree while noodling for gators.

Carl once wintered in Alberta by building a log cabin with nothing but a peanut.

Heck, one time I watched Carl skin, quarter, and then butcher a whole Moose with nothing but an old Yellow Delrin Peanut. It was pretty amazing.

Heck, I remember something about Carl using his peanut to carve out a rump roast from an elephant that had been taken down by Lions. Carl used the rump for food while traveling from Nairobi to Gaborone. He traveled all the way on foot with nothing but a peanut. He built shelters, defended against the big cats, procured food..... all with that little peanut. I'm sure you will figure it out.
 
The Peanut and the gasoline powered chainsaw have the same mitochondrial DNA

The common beaver does not actually use it's incisors to knaw through trees, it uses a Peanut

Excalibur was not a two handed sword, it was a Peanut-on-a-Stick

Norse thunder god Thor used Mjolnir to forge the first prototypical Peanut
 
I have it on good authority that the "man of steel" carries a 'nut. Only knife that doesnt break when he tries to clean his fingernails :D
 
Peanuts have an uncanny ability to coerce their owners into performing random and unexpected acts of kindness. ;)
 
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